The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped off this meme from a blogger named Kuda Girl of the blog named Kuda Girl's Journal. Kuda Girl explains that she ripped it from two bloggers Slay Me Softly and Dragon Fly Lady. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all of us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: Meme of Many Odd Questions, Part Two

23. Do you rent movies often? No. I would rather own them. What if I went on Netflix and there were no copies available of Jill Hennessy’s latest blockbuster? What’s that? Well, she could be in a hit movie someday.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? My teeth. I just brushed them.

25. How many countries have you visited? Four or five. But I’ve never been to Spain.

26. Have you made a prank phone call? I forgot that the fucker who wrote this meme was a twelve year old. It’s all coming back to me now. My last prank call I made was during WTIT’s first year. I was 15. By 16, we knew it was stupid.

27. Ever been on a train? Yes. Could you ask a stupider question?

28. Brown or white eggs? Apparently you can ask a stupider one. Brown. I’m just trying to stay awake here.

29. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes. Shit, these days even the homeless have them.

30. Do you use Chap Stick? And now we’re back after that word from our sponsor. People would die of chapped lips if we didn’t allow Suzie to remind us of its cure.

31. Do you own a gun? No. And whoever wrote this meme should be thankful.

32. Can you use chop sticks? No. Chop sticks don’t kill people, people kill people.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight? Since I live my lady, there is an excellent chance that she will be here. Unless, of course, she gets a better offer.

34. Are you too forgiving? No. I will never forgive myself for stealing this fucktardian meme.

35. Ever been in love? Just with my lady. Please don’t tell the French twins, my neighbor’s wife or Jill, ‘kay?

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)? He lives in Atlanta. How the fuck would I know? I tell him to check in hourly, but does he listen?

37. Ever have cream puffs? Yes. Ever write an interesting question? Your turn.

38. Last time you cried? The night they drove old Dixie down.

39. What was the last question you asked? It was "Ever write an interestion question?" God, pay some fucking attention here.

40. Favorite time of the year? 3:33 PM.

41. Do you have any tattoos? No. But I have spent my 258 years considering it.

42. Are you sarcastic? Nope. I am a very fucking serious guy with multiple personality disorder.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? I am so glad this torture is almost over. I swear I cannot understand why anybody plays Stealing.

44. Ever walked into a wall? No, but I will now. It has to be less painful than the hour I spent on today’s post. Join us for Harriet's meme tomorrow.


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19 comments:

An Eerie Tapestry said...

Good answers. Really enjoyed your justified venom towards the meme writer. Hope I have sparkly teeth when I'm 258 (maybe sparkly teeth will have reached England by then). Have a great Sunday!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mark-
THere really aren't GREAT memes out there, but this one is tedious. But I will still run part 3 cuz I'd be lazy...

Kwizgiver said...

Love your sparkly answer. :-) I should be so lucky at age 256 or so.

I am Harriet said...

Oh man...where do I start. I thought I was being mean to you knocking this thing and I actually felt a bit guilty because you were nice enough to post it (and others) and I do know how hard it is to find a meme to steal.
Anyway...I kinda like the music....

Annette said...

I'm going to become a meme writer. I'm far more creative than whoever wrote this one. Cream puffs? Chapstick? Really? LOL

Cat. said...

Your final answer made me snort so loudly in laughter that I was asked to "keep it down, we're watching golf here!" :-)

Weren't you just turning 121 last month? Time sure flies....

Sheri said...

Love the Three Dog Night and Joan Baez (or The Band, if you prefer) references. :-)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
It's always important to have a great smile!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
I am never offended by comments on the memes I write or steal. Really, are there excellent ones? We all do the best we can. I knida like the Beatles...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Cat.-
Thanks! It was a dreadful meme. But so will next weeks!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Sheri-
I can't help myself. The old DJ in my will never die!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Annette-
You'd be great!

The Gal Herself said...

Loved your answer to #31.

Do you have "Odd Questions, Part 3" up your sleeve?

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

OMG....I completely forgot about Susie Chapstick. Dang....maybe I wanted to and you brought her name up again. Guess I go back to therapy in the 'morrow!

A Blog In The Rough said...

3:33?! I would have thought it would be 5:00pm :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Gal-
Yes there is a final installment. I'm sure you'll be counting the decades...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Anni-
She was way TOO happy if you asked me...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Lynette-
A very good point!

LivingDeadNurse said...

i can't complain about memes..cause after awhile you run out of shit to say...i believe i will stay on the sacrastic side of it all and poke fun at the 12 yr old that made this one up...lol

your teeth? thats the best u can do? how about the hand cuffs on your neighbors wife? come on your slacking