The Phone's for You

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Not Getting Physical

1. My most relevant life goals are spiritual and emotional - not physical or financial. Since most guys are looking for hot sex with rich women, good luck with this approach.

2. I love learning new things & am an adventerous person. Learning new things? You might want to start by purchasing a fucking dictionary.

3. My children are grown and I have no responsibilities, other than my work I suppose. My moron red flag alert is going off. Brb.

4. Do I need to send smoke signals? Perhaps if you want a guy from Mohegan Sun, Pocahontas.

5. I have 3 grown children & 1 dog, so I'm Italian/French. I have four grown children and a virtual dog so I write a fucking blog.

6. I appreciate if your opening shot/photo is your most current. Blow me.

7. Tell me a joke, I love to laugh, it is the best medicine. A very old man says to his wife, "You know I've never had a blowjob. I'd like one before I die. Would you do it?" She thinks and states, "You'd never respect me again, so no." The old man begs, "Of course I'd still respect you. We've been married fifty years." The wife says, "Are you sure you'd respect me still?" The old man nods his head. The wife says "Okay, I'll do it" and does the blowjob. A minute later the phone rings and the old man answers it. He turns to his wife and says, "The phone's for you, cocksucker."

8. I'd love to get back into real estate someday, maybe own and run a motel or bed and breakfast. Oh. Wow, I've always wanted to meet a woman who would love to get back into real estate someday, maybe own and run a motel or bed and breakfast.

9. Hello, I am so not good at this. I don't think you are going to get an argument from anyone.

10. Get creative. Drop a contact and let me know if you participate regularly in hiking, golf, kayaking, relax with a book, dvd, music, music, music & oh, and did I say TRAVEL? No, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes-yes-yes, and oh fuck off. Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Sam's Saturday 9 is in this same spot next time.

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6 comments:

Coffee Slut said...

"The phone's for you, cocksucker."
hahahahaha ...you crack me up!

Hope you and Kathy have a wonderful weekend!!!

I am Harriet said...

Knew the blow me or a bite me had to fit in somehow. I forgot to post my link until just now- duh.....

Thom skipped out on us- wth?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Sue-
Thanks! I hope you guys do too!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
You are so right. How dare he!

Mouse said...

Hahahaha, love 'em .... think you may view the bed & breakfast differently if breakfast was served by twins?

Judd Corizan said...

Mouse-
That would be good! :)