But I Won't Do That

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: Jumping Someone Else's Train

1. When was your last train ride? I was on the Oriented Express when the murder happened. But the butler didn't do it...

2. How many foreign countries have you visited? Tell us about one. 4. The most interesting was St. Getalaid. The natives have this thing about guests sleeping with their wives. Yes, I thought that was Eskimos, too. But who'd sleep with Sara Palin? Not even her husband? That's my best guess. You betcha.

3. What do you always take with you on vacation? My smile. And a bottle of Smirnoff, of course.

4. Tell us about something you've lost recently. Any connection with reality. Although MaBelle and Michelle, the French twins that are my neighbors, tell me to relax and forget about it. If two women could ever make you forget about it, it is those twins. And yes I do see the irony about me having no connection with reality.

5. How long will you wait in a check out line before abandoning your purchases? Quite a while. It's part of what we call here on earth, not being a total fucktard. What is that some people are in such a hurry to do? Check their voice mails and get home to play Farmville? They must be a lot more important than the rest of us.

6. Do you prefer action packed vacations or relaxing ones? I generally go for a relaxing vacation. Although, come to think of it, I did spend a week at Hedonistic Island. That was action packed and relaxing.

7. Do you consider yourself kind? Kind of what? Where did the art of meme writing go? Oh, right. It died with my old friend Lola. In a totally shameless plug sort of way, I will be hosting and writing Thursday Thunks this week. I know. I don't know what Berleen and Kimber are thinking either.

8. How old do you wish you were? 258, my actual age. Wishing to be anything but what you are is such a waste of thought. And as I've quoted Indiana Jones before, "It ain't the age, it's the mileage." I am happy with the person who actually resides here in the WTIT studio. I met my lady at the club that I DJ'd at thirty-five years ago. But it was not until this past March that she became my lady. We have spoke about, what if? We both think that it happened just the way it was suppose to.

9. Tell us about your tattoos. Or if you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be? There is a line from M*A*S*H where Charles is asked about tattoos. He exclaims that "I don't understand why people would put art on their bodies that they wouldn't hang on their wall." Since almost everyone I know has tattoo, I'm on thin ice here. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

We're glad that you stopped by today.
Enjoy your weekend.
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12 comments:

I am Harriet said...

You betcha!

Thanks for the nice comment :)
Hope the move-in is going well.

The Gal Herself said...

I think you look terrific for 258 (and I hear that 258 is the new 238).

Sir Paul has made many jokes about being jealous of Liverpool John Lennon Airport. Wait till he finds out his legacy is honored with your French Twins!

An Eerie Tapestry said...

Great answers. Agree with you about not abandoning purchases, and your age comments. 258? Wow, and I thought America had no history. Have a great Saturday.

Kathy said...

Matching tatts would be mighty romantic! Have a great Father's Day Bud...you make a darn good father. I'm jealous of your kids!

Diana_CT said...

A smile and a bottle does open a lot of doors.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
It is. Thanks!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Gal-
Paul must be upset by not dying!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mark-
There is history!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Kathy -
Thanks...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Diana-
It does solve various problems...

Annette said...

Again, the French twins have morphed from blondes with pale skin to brunettes with dark skin, to the Olsen twins and back. Those girls are amazing! No wonder you keep them around!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Annette-
They are talented on a variety of levels...