And Yet, No One Even Noticed

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Best of Luck

1. AM 29,POSTING MYSELF HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY FIRST TIME OF DOING ONLINE DATING AND I WISH MYSELF BEST OF LUCK. You will need a shit load of luck. And why are you yelling?

2. Friends would tell you that I've had a tough life. I would tell you that my life has made me tough. If you're asking me, I'd just add "tough shit".

3. i am an accountant and musician with a wicked sense of humor. I've often thought if only I could find a fucking musician/accountant who could laugh, then all the world's problems would evaporate.

4. I'm what you would call "REAL"! No. You are what I'd call a complete fucking "MORON".

5. Welcome back everyone.I took a break from dating.for vie months. And yet not a soul even noticed. Do the math.

6. My son tells me my problem is that I am too nice. If that is a euphemism for being too crazy, then I would agree. Truly most people, after not have great luck with online dating, would go to their twelve year-old son for advice. "Crazy" is actually being kind.

7. It would be nice to have someone to share the rest of my life with. It would be nice to win Powerball. Your turn...

8. Do you feel small next to an ocean? Do you feel big next to an ant? Your turn.

9. I do not want anyone to respond if they are not serious about getting to know me. That should narrow down the old gene pool.

10. Here are a few adjectives that describe me: warm-hearted, intelligent, spunky, passionate, inquisitive, great eyes, self-respecting, loyal, sincere, strong intellect, emotional maturity, a deep appreciation for life's gifts, silly, sensual, having a zest and curiosity for life, uninhibited, adventurous, well traveled, inquisitive, open mind, confident, well-rounded, reasonably outgoing, persistent, honest, and self-knowledgeable. Oh, just a few. Blow me.

A few shout outs. Today is Galloping Gary's birthday. Gary along with Bouncing Billy created WTIT with me. Gary navigate the first 15 years of WTIT. It's also Paul's birthday. Sir Paul is 68. Also my Grandmother Brennan's birthday would have been today. Cheers Gram! Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Sam's Saturday 9 is in this same spot next time.

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Check that, we also might not.
Time will tell.
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2 comments:

Kathy said...

68 and Paul is still hot! : ) Love the dating meme Bud!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Kath-
I thank you and I'm sure Paul does as well... :)