Living in a Yellow Submarine

Welcome to Monday Mayhem! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Today's meme is Random! All the meme questions are in bold.

Monday Mayhem: Let's Get Random

1. What animal in your opinion is the stupidest animal alive? Certain species of male spiders. Sex is great and all, but getting eaten alive by your mate after it? It gives "eat me" a whole new meaning. And the male never gets to answer the question, "Was it good for you?"

2. If you could make up a new law and be in charge of arresting law breakers, what would that law be? I'd legalize drugs, prostitution and gambling. Then I would direct the police to arrest people who commit crimes where there are actual victims. I know it's easier to arrest a 'tute. But I don't think "ease of arrest" is the real problem. Lecture over. Feel free to tell me that I am crazy.

3. What person in the news or spotlight makes you wonder how they got so far? Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. I have no idea what Lindsay does other than sleep with both men and women. Paris got famous from the video of blowing her boyfriend. And she wasn't very talented at it, btw. I am somewhat of a connoisseur on the subject.

4. Name something of the color blue that you despise. Blue Meanies. They were so evil. It's a wonder The Beatles survived Yellow Submarine.

5. If you were on your way somewhere and were running late and witnessed an accident, what would you do? I had this happen recently. I stopped. After the husband was sent off to the hospital, I spent the evening comforting his hot wife. Man, could that woman thank you.

6. How tall is too tall and how short is too short in your opinion? This question would have made a tad more sense if it had a subject. Perhaps like people or buildings. So that's the long and short of it as far as my opinion goes.

7. What hair color and/eye color would you not want in someone you were planning on having children with? I believe in having children with someone that would make an excellent parent. I think some folks think we should thin the herd. But, this is just me, I like diversity.

8. What hour of the day has the worst drivers? Happy Hour.

9. Are you following the Stanley Cup Finals? I don't even know Stanley, so I really don't care if he wears a cup or not. Oh. What's that? Right. Blackhawks in 6. So, yes to following but no to watching. Never trust a sport where there is not a ball involved.

10. If you wanted to eat lunch at the zoo and all they served were animal parts, would you eat them? "Okay people, which one of you ordered the elephant testicle?" Holy Moly Jodi!

11. Would you give, and if so how much, money to a 25 year old man holding a sign at an intersection that asks for money? No. However, a hot 25 year-old babe I might consider.

12. What do you do with emails that tell you to forward them on to 10 other people or something will happen to you? I print them out and use them for wallpaper. Is this over now? Tomorrow, we've got something special. My lady Kathy wrote a very funny post about life in the Berkshire Mountains of Massachusetts. She was author of a blog called Berkshire Ramblings, although it was owned by her former employer. They thought the post was hysterically funny, but deleted it because of what they perceived to be a negative view of life there. So, it needs an audience. So I thought my friends here would really appreciate it. So please, join Kathy tomorrow, right here on The Blogosphere's Most Dangerous Blog. I will see you on Wednesday.

That’s a wrap on WTIT: The Blog for a Monday.
Happy Memorial Day on this last day of May.
My lady Kathy will share her story of signs
and life in the Berkshires.

Right here on The Blog, tomorrow.
We will be joining you for the next edition
of Wednesday Wickedness.

Same time. Same blog.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG your number one was just hysterical. LOL I'll never think of Eat Me again in the same way. :) I agree. leave the "tutes" alone. They provide a valuable service. Look forward to tomorrows post. Happy Memorial Day :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
Back atcha! Thanks!

I am Harriet said...

Yeah! Kathy is coming to your site :)
You'll have to 'PG' it up a bit...

Thanks for playing and I loved that picture of the two of you.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
Kathy won't need me to change. It's just one of the reasons that I fell in love with her...

Mouse said...

Awww Bud, that photo of you and Kathy is lovely! Looking forward to reading her post!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mouse-
That's kind of you...

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

oh i so cannot stomach lindsey lohan OR paris hilton. freeloading sluts! now kathy i'm looking forward to!

hope your weekend was fabulous! mine? i turned 35 - AGAIN!!! yay.

hugs :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
Happy birthday! Yea!

Kathy Collins said...

Oy the pressure of having to live up to WTIT standards! Thanks alot Bud...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Kathy-
Standards? We have standards? Who knew?

Ace said...

#10 cracked me up. I always thought Rocky Mountain Oysters were revolting, but I'm thinking Sarengetti Oysters is the new standard in gross.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Ace-
Amen to that! :)

Jodi said...

Holy Moly -> An elephant testicle. Blech! Our friend Nat eats all weird stuff. He will try anything. Everytime we go over his and his wife's house, we are always scared they are going to serve us cow eyes or something of the sort. BLECH!

Paris and Lindsay should just go away and leave us all alone. I don't know why they are as popular as they are. Can't they fade into oblivion like Nicole Richie?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jodi-
There's a lot of weird food I'd try. But testicle won't be one of them... :)