If I Fell in Love With You

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Getting into New Things

1. Looking for new friends male or female...trying to get into new things. This is so
wrong on so many levels. I'm pretty liberal, but for an opening at least pick a sex.

2. Hi and greetings to all who reads at th
is time my profile. Hey, Mork. How have you been?

3. Im looking for a person who is true about themselves. Just be like yourself! Is it me or English everybody's second or perhaps third language?

4. I live by a lake in a nice area. We can go fishing. Tempting, but no. Holy shit.

5. I am an avid reader, love a good m
ovie, and but I refuse to discuss anything about TV for much of it all is a waste of time. And step right up those who are looking for an elitist snob. When is there ever a good TV show? Who'd waste their time on CSI or 60 Minutes?

6. So, if spontaneity and passion is in your blood, you
have finally found the RIGHT one! are you ready to TRULY enjoy the rest of your LIFE??? Let me know!!!! Blow me.

7. I am looking for someone active and takes care of themselves physically & mentally! I'd rather be with someone who would not superimpose their lifestyle on me. Sorry.

8. What can I say that makes me stand
out from all the others? Honestly, You have heard my story before. Say no more. Truly, not another fucking word.

9. It can happen. I have been in love before, know what it feels like. I have

seen it happen for a lifetime. You've been in love before? But do you know that love is more, than just holding hands? Oops, sorry John. Lucky you. If I need any tips, you'll be the first.

10. I have been told that I'm much better looking in person than my profile picture. You'd have to be.

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by WTIT: The Blog today.
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8 comments:

Kathy Collins said...

Bud Weiser,
This was one of your best this month! Laughing still...
Nanu Nanu!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Priceless as usual. I especially like #7. I guess if I wanted a date I'd have to get my head checked first?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Kathy-
Thanks! Nanu Nanu!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-
You don't have to, but it would help!

I am Harriet said...

I gotta get more clever with the images. Maybe I should bring back margaritas.

Sorry I messed up the link- I was hacked on WP and am using Blogger today.

Anonymous said...

Nano Nano Where's Mindy? LOL Your number 9 was just brilliant. Loved it. These poor folks...Blow Me LOL :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
Stuf does happen. :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
You have got it!