You Make Me Sick

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Going With the Flow

1. I am an easy going person who just goes with the flow. I would like someone who can also go with flow. Shouldn't we all just go with the flow? Give it a fucking rest. With all do respect, I wanna hurl.

2. It would be nice to go home with someone and talk about the day over a glass of pepsi. Who would possibly want to know this freak? A dating site. That was money well spent.

3. I enjoy long walks on the beach. Holy fucking
Moly, Jodi! Since everyone says that they walk on the beach in their dating profile, why aren't there always 50,000 people walking on the beach when you're at the shore?

4. Most important to me are family, friends, and our environment. You
pulled that third one out of your ass. Going political didn't work for me. And I'm pro-environment.

5. Make me smile - I'll return the favor. Don't you love this shit? Do me and I'll owe you one. Fuck that.

6. No, i've never been married. No, i don't have any c
hildren. Why? It's simple. I haven't met the ONE yet and i won't settle for less than i deserve. You deserve a serious attitude adjustment because quite frankly, you're an asshole. You also deserve a capital letter grammar manual.

7. I also love giving and receiving massages after a stressful day at work. Didn't we already say
fuck this concept?

8. I've done some hiking in the past and wouldn't mind doing it again. They'd do it a gunpoint. Perhaps.

9. I'm turned off by smokers and foul language. Fuck yo
u. Gotta match? I know. I can't help it.

10. Relationships are a two way street. Anything can
be fun and adventurous, as long as I'm in charge. You must be Charles. And that is one hell of a "two way street." Just saying.

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14 comments:

Melissa Mashburn said...

LOL @ the last one

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Melissa-
You gotta call them as you see them! :)

Ordinarily Just Me said...

Oh my, you are just slightly vicious aren't you? Very funny though.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

OJM-
I cal;l it as I see it. :) Thanks!

I am Harriet said...

F-U Got a Match?! Good one. and, it had no twin reference. I am impressed!

Thanks for the meme idea too :)

Susan at Stony River said...

I had to laugh -- and good call on the last one!

Jodi said...

Ok, first of all. The Pepsi lady. Who wrote that Laverne DiFazio? Secondly..Holy Fucking Moly about the walks on the beach. 99% of the people walk on the boardwalk and stuff their faces. I never see people walking on the beach. If you try while it isn't 'beach hours' cops come and chase you away. If you have sex on a beach, they find you and make you get dressed in front of them. Or if you beg them enough, they'll let you dress behind a rescue canoe. Not that I err...would know by umm..experience or anything. ;)

Lastly that lady with the bad grammar pissed me off. Holy Moly.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
I gotta let the twins rest now and again! You're welcome...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Sue-
Always good to see you! Thanks...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jodi-
It probably was Laverne DiFazio! No one is ever walking on the beach. I bet that night with the cops was fun!

Anonymous said...

Little bit cranky with this meme? LOL I love the last one. Why the hell didn't I think of that. Have a great weekend :)

Jodi said...

Cops...who me?? ;) I was having fun until they showed up. The nerve.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
I try to survive it. LOL. Thanks...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jodi-
Those freakin' cops. Who needs them?