Hell No, We Won't Go

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: You're My Best Friend

1. Outside of your romantic life, do you currently have a best friend? Yes, my dog Happy. Now I know what you're thinking. He's just a virtual dog. Even though we don't go for walks, I don't ever have to pay big bucks to a vet, I don't have to feed him, we are great pals. Did you know the he has never had an accident?

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? I'm thinking Spanish triplets. I know. I'm never satisfied. A guy has to have some fantasies after all.

3. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? If yes. what did you do? The last time a guy told me that he was hungry I told him that it might be a great time to start that diet that he'd been talking about.

4. If they re-instituted the draft (for both genders and your were of age) would you go, or would find some way out of it? The draft is the sole reason that we are in these stupid ass wars. When we had one during Vietnam, the rich did not want their kids to go. Eventually everyone realized that the war would never end. We're back in the same situation. But without the draft, it's easier to let the war go on forever. It's only poor people's kids dying. So, hell no, I won't go. That said, I do respect and I am grateful to those who have served so that we can enjoy our freedom.

5. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do. Get married. You pick which time.

6. Tell us about the last time you bragged. I told the French twins when we met that I was hung like a horse. Okay, I didn't think it through. Who figures that the night ends in a threesome? Fortunately I explained that I meant "toy horse" just in time.

7. What area are you wisest in? Just my last name. You've read this stupid shit that I write on The Blog six days a week. Do you think that I have much insight to share?

8. Tell us about something that happened that at the time made you "full of yourself". Sorry, I can't say. I'm probably fairly full of myself most of the time. I know. You are not surprised.

9. Has there ever been a time that you wanted to try something in the bedroom, but were afraid to ask? Who asks a question like this? I mean compared to that shit they call Random Dozen this is fucking brilliant. I can't wait to read all the women's answers. "I wanted to ask him if I could bring my girlfriend into our bed. But I was afraid he'd say "no". Sam, your mom's calling. Good girls don't ask this shit.

We're glad that you stopped by today.
Enjoy your weekend.
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Same time. Same blog.


NurseExec said...

Loved your answer to #5, LOL! Have a great Saturday :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Nurse E-
It's true! Thanks...

Melissa Mashburn said...

We had differing answers for number 4, however, I can see your point about rich versus poor in that situation.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

It's all in the prospective...

Diana_CT said...

I still remember my lottery number... #348. My friend's was #1, he said that it was the only that he ever won in his life, a free trip to Vietnam.

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

oh i love your virtual dog! and you should be full of yourself. if you depend on everyone (the french twins included) they turn on you in a heartbeat! so stay full of yourself. you've got me convinced!

hugs :)

Sh@KiR@ CK said...

You have been so gracious, with all your comments and before I can comment back... POOF.. you are gone... LOL.. I love your sense of humor and DEFINITELY like you much more since you told me that I am rather pretty too. LOL
People ask me why I do the memes, Saturday 9 and Sunday Stealing... need I tell you that it is because you are such a gracious host and blogging buddy?

Have you a bless Sunday!


I totally agree with you on the WAR.. I love your triplets too.. OOPs. Hey, I am doing Random Dozen.. LOL

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Not a great free trip!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thanks. You rock!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...


You are a free spirit that I enjoy and admire. You deserve all the best...

Jodi said...

What's up with Sam and the last question!?!? Maybe she has a guest meme writer!

The real question is..how do the twins feel about the Spanish triplets? ;)

The Gal Herself said...

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that people think you're full of yourself, just as shocked as Capt. Renault was to learn there was gambling in Rick's Cafe.

Annette said...

You would be an awesome polygamist. With your French twins and Spanish triplets. Bring 'em all to visit me in Utah. You'll fit right in. ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I guess that about sums it up. Capt. Renault was a wise man. Thanks...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

The twins said they'd be fine with sixsomes. ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Just give me a date. We're there.