Everything Doesn't Need a Reason

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: That's Not What Happens

1. I must say though I've meet some that on their profile they say "Wanting a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" and for some reason or another that's not what happens! Gee. People lie. Who knew?

2. I believe that all happens for a reason and that reason may not be for us to understand, just to accept. I believe that you are a fucking moron. You've heard that before? No doubt.

3. I can drive a truck, tractor, build a fence, work on my truck, rope steers, ride my horse in competiton and can dress up to take you out on a Saturday night. After a long bath and complete health check, I'd hope. Oh, yes. And maybe a psychiatric exam? Phew. Covered.

4. I'm independent, yet needy. You're alone, yet lonely. I know. It's a gift. That's $300 for today's session. When would y
ou like your next appointment?

5. My partner should be loyal, hardworking and confident. Hope I'm not asking for too much. Yes, you are. In terms with what the medium IQ of what's available. I wish I had better news to report.

6. Please No headcases, NO Liars, cheats, NOT married or exes drama. Just sincere and HONEST people please.... When you wish upon a star....

7. Weekend in Vegas and having it totally comp'd is aw
esome, going to an African wedding in Kenya was a blast, tango'ng in Argentina was an experience, and swimming with sharks in Belize was an adrelaine rush. No "Bend Over and Grab Your ankles!"? How dull.

8. I do believe that you can not understand the true spirit of a person by the means of email. Whoa. That almost is heavy. If you leave out the "you'd have to be too stupid to live" part.

9. What I am particularly into righ
t now is purchasing older homes, restoring them and renting them. You don't need a date. You need a contractor.

10. Attraction dictates passion, passion allows underst
anding, and understanding initiates compromise. Compromise initiates divorce. Got it. An awful amount of clichés, for sure.

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Cat. said...

You & I were on the same track on #9. :-)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Indeed we were!

Anonymous said...

I totally stole that pinup pic! I swear I didn't read this before answering #10! lol

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Too funny!

I am Harriet said...

A moron- yes...an effing one? Not likely...

Guess Thom's taking a few days off from blogging...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Point taken. I hope Thom writes...