A Better View From the Top

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Here Comes the Sun


1. I love the sun, it goes great with the beach. Gee, that could almost sound deep, other than that every profile fucking says that.

2. If I had it all to do again, I would do it all again, because we do our best given the circumstances and for the most part, life is good. You are the poster child for someone in need of serious therapy. Hope it works out. Really.

3. I'm looking for someone that's somewhat active. Like a guy who's willing to get up, go to the fridge and get his own Budweiser? Whoa, that's harsh!

4. I'm not a materialistic person, although, I'll admit, sometimes it's nice. We'd only have to bribe you...
sometimes. Swell.

5. Relationships are a two way street. Anyt
hing will be fun, as long as I'm with the right person. Trust me, I'm the right person. Anything? Then meet my friend Melinda, she's decided to anchor our threesome today.

6. Im a unique Honest latina looking for the last love of my live. The last what of your what? Holy Moly Jodi! Is she a b
lack widow? Her "last love of her live"?

7. I treat people the
way I want others to treat me and looking for the same because life is too short to be alone and we have no promises for tomorrow. I'd be lying if I said I understood a word of that. Sorry.

8. Not looking for garbage. And yet for you, it's a high standard.

9. I am against liers, crazy online people, loosers, BLIND DATES, a plane ticket ,g
ame players or insecure people online. It's called inbred. It's gotta be. You really need to leave that state. Or area of the country. Possibly the country itself.

10. It's easier to go down a hill than up it… But the view is much better at the top. That would be very deep. I mean that in a "if it really meant anything at all" kind of way.

Thank you for dropping
by WTIT: The Blog today.
Next time we might be excellent.
Check that, we also might not.
Time will tell.
But doesn't it always?
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL I liked number five :D *giggle*

Anonymous said...

OMG we were on the same wavelength with number 7 LOL. And #4 LOL. Too funny..I wonder if she is a blond LOL Have a great Friday :)

I am Harriet said...

how did you get that picture of me!?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

ES-
Glad you liked it!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
She is scary, no?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
It was on the naked meme writers site!

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

always laughing! sometimes i think your pictures are funnier than the questions!

have a fab weekend!

hugs :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
Thanks. Picking out the photos is my favorite part!

Anonymous said...

I love what you put for #5. lol

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
I knew you'd like that!

Jodi said...

HOLY MOLY! See what I mean...I want to take stock in Hooked On Phonics and my first customer would be the Black Widow. I mean for the love of God can't these people find someone to proofread their profiles?

I want to live my live for the rest of my live.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jodi-
That "living" will get you every time!