The Tale of the Three Rednecks

Every now and then Harvey Wallbanger (another WTIT DJ) will e-mail us a joke or comedy video. While we don't post jokes a lot, we usually get such a kick out of whatever he sends, that we will share it here. Now, he gets full credit with his logo and almost everything.

Meanwhile, on Harvey's Match today..

The Tale of the Three Rednecks - Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.. Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," Ronnie replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly", Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow.'" She said, "You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow." Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.

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Through Thick and Thin said...

rednecks always know the right things to say...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

They are SO smart...

Anonymous said...

ROFLAMO!! That is just too funny. I didn't even see it coming. Ready for some grits now? LOL

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

And some possum!