Taking It Fast and Naked

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger named Flea from the blog Flea's World. She states that she stole it at Warty Mammal. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Negativity Meme

Foods which disgust the crap out of me: Accidentally drinking the breast milk.

TV show I loathe: Almost anything on Fox News does it. I'll go with Bill O'Reilly. I will never understand average folks letting rich white guys telling them what to think so that rich white guys stay rich.

Movie I loathe: Anything with Adam Sandler. Sorry folks, he doesn't work for me.

Music genres I loathe: Opera and rap. I know. Talk about opposite sides of the spectrum.

Magazine which annoys me: Playboy. It is against God's laws to view naked women for any reason other than procreation. Amen.

Makes me cranky at restaurant: Ugly waitresses. And don't you hate the ones with tiny breasts?

Makes me cranky in public: People using cell phones inappropriately. A phone call is not that important. Ever. Unless of course it is about sex. Then all rules are off.

Makes me cranky in general: A date who says, "Let's take this slowly." I'm too fucking old for that crap.

Pisses me off at home: Husbands that show up accusing me of sleeping with their wives. And especially if I haven't. Although, that usually leads me to try. I figure if the hubby thinks she'd do me, he is probably correct.

Pisses me off at work: Corporate nonsense. I know that we all have to put up with it, you dance when they tell you to. I just hate it when it makes no sense. And every job I have ever had has had some of this crap.

Pisses me off in general: People who think I exaggerate about the French twins. Why would I do that?

Makes me impatient at home: When my hot housekeeper insists on wearing clothes when she cleans.

Makes me impatient at work: Only me. I expect to be perfect, yet I seldom am.

Celebrity I hate: Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot. Al Franken said it best.

Music artist I hate: No one comes to mind. Hate is a strong word.

Makes me impatient in public: Women wearing clothes. Now you know I mean this in the most respectful way.

I could care less about: If you are going to use a fucking cliché, get it right. It's "I couldn't care less about."

Annoys the crap out of me weekdays: Getting up in the morning.

Annoys the crap out of me weekends: Doing anything that I don't want to do.

Blogger's habit that annoys you: Anything that a blogger does that they think is important. It's just a fucking blog. We don't save lives here. Hear?

Feature on your blog you hate: Anytime I forget to mention Jill Hennessy.

Politician that you hate: Sarah Palin. She is scary stupid.

Movie star you despise: Despise? I got nothing here. Talk amongst yourselves.

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24 comments:

Annette said...

LOL ugly waitresses! I totally cracked up at the pic of Roseanne. She is my hero. Seriously. hahaha

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Annette-
Roseanne's show was a guilty pleasure! I always cracked up when she wore that waitress outfit!

Anonymous said...

Al Franken is an ass pffft. I was getting worried about you and Jill...Didn't think she was going to make it into the post :) WOOT!!! what a relief. And my French Twins o la la :) As I think back I thought Roseanne had bigger tits that the picture shows...just fatty ones really. LOL I'm so with you on Adam Sandler...He and Sarah should get together ROFLMAO!!!

NurseExec said...

Totally agree with you on Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin. They both suck. Have a happy Sunday!

Kwizgiver said...

Winking Sarah Palin. *shudder*

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
Adam and Sarah! Perfect!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Nurse E-
The pits!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
Shudder is right!

Hootin' Anni said...

scary stupid...that she is.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Anni-
Amen...

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

so you're a democrat hey! bummer. and i thought i loved you - lol

well, i still do. even if you don't like o'reilly, rush & sarah. anyway, you're too busy with jill & the twins so i totally understand! and they are more satisfying that any republican!

big hugs :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
No party for me. I'm not thrilled with the Democrats at all!

kalea_kane said...

Inappropriate cell phone use drives me nutty.

Quick story, I work the front desk at a radio station. A woman came in all dressed up in her velvet workout wear and fancy sneakers talking loudly on her cell phone. She paced in front of my desk and around the waiting area for about ten minutes telling someone on the line all the "important" things she was doing and the important things they needed to do for her. I continued my work while trying to ignore her big mouth. Finally, she gets off of her phone and tells me with the most arrogant and self-important tone who she has a 10:00 appoint with (it was well after 10:00 at this time). I smiled up at her sweetly and informed her that she was at the wrong radio station and went back to work. It was shear joy to knock her off her pedestal!

Oooh a bit of a rant.

Have a great day, Bud!!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Kelly-
What a great story! It is a riot. Thanks for sharing it...

Dymphna said...

'I could care less about: If you are going to use a fucking cliché, get it right. It's "I couldn't care less about."'

Thank you!!! =)

Tami said...

Ah Bud - I do love you! Yes, Palin is a scary ass.

Faux news sucks butt!

And Rush - seriously do people still listen to him?

You rock dude!

Hazel said...

Playboy. Amen, brother. rofl...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dymphna-
You are welcome! :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Tami-
I just call it as I see it. Thanks!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Hazel-
I can be rather conservative. Or not... :)

Anonymous said...

Sarah Sarah Quite Contrary How does you eyeball blink? LOL. You paying the housekeeper make her wear what you want LOL. 10 minutes? ACK!!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
I will explain that to her! :)

The Gal Herself said...

Just saw tape of the former governor of Alaska exploiting her daughter again. This time she sat by proudly as Bristol took a celibacy oath where it really matters -- on Oprah. You're right. The woman is SCARY!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Gal-
That is even scarier! Wow!