Let's Twist Again

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: You Shook Me

1. What celebrity would you just want to shake some sense into? My first reaction here would be to say Sarah Palin. But really, who the fuck could shake her long enough for there to be much of an improvement? So I will go with Jill Hennessy. Maybe I could shake her long enough for her to leave her husband. Yes, I know it is fucktardian thinking, but a guy's gotta dream big.

2. What do you think comes after death? I picture heaven as one massive orgy. What do you mean "You're not surprised"?

3. What is the first book that you can remember reading by yourself as a child? The Kama Sutra. I remember thinking, "I can't wait till I reach puberty to try this shit out!"

4. What was the first rock concert that you attended? Chubby Checker. He twisted again like he did last summer. And again and again. Since he only had two hits it was unbelievably dull. But I was only 10.

5. If you were to suddenly become famous, would you choose a stage name? If yes, what would it be? Here's this week's question that makes no sense what-so-ever. If I became famous, people would know my name already. Can you imagine Susan Boyle asking us to now call her Lady Ta-Ta? When I was a "famous" DJ I was known as Gary Hunter. But I picked the name before anybody knew me, not after.

6. If you could be part of any band, which one would it be and who would you be and why? Who would I be? Holy shit Sam. I think I'd still be me. Did Kimber send you her pot? I'll go with the Rolling Stones. With that bunch I'd look only 20 years old.

7. What is the one thing that you wish the media would stop talking about? Tiger Woods. Leave the fucker alone. Really, I'm begging you.

8. Do you live close to your immediate family members? If not, how far away are they? Most of my family live locally. However my son James calls San Diego home. My daughter Heather and her family dwell in Jersey. What do you mean "Which exit?" Ba-da-boom.

9. Last seasonal question (promise): What did you do on New Year's Eve? I might have mentioned that there is a new lady in my life. She and I went to La Renaissance where we celebrated with about one hundred people. We dined on prime rib and danced to the Floyd Patterson Band. It was both romantic and magical. Yesterday she sent me a picture of us that someone took. I can't find the right cord to upload it. But trust me, we look very happy...

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22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay..so you aren't Bull Shitting with the new lady. I still want to see the proof with the pictures LOL. Your number 6 was brlliant. Wish I would have thought of that. And number 1 was just the bomb. Great answers. Have a wonderful Saturday :)

shopannies said...

wow what answers no suprise though you always have great answers
I would of had loved to see chubby checker in concert

I am Harriet said...

Wasn't the Karma Sutra a bunch of really bad drawings? Oh, and you're being way too nice to Mrs. Palin.

Kwizgiver said...

Good luck with Jill. Although it sounds like the New Year's Eve date lady will give Jill some competition!

Allie said...

I loved your answers! I agree with Sarah Palin - she is a lost cause.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
I am SO sick of Palin! Thanks..

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Annie-
Thanks, I appreciate it. Chubby was twisting...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
Perhaps you're right! :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
One can only hope...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allie-
She really is...

Diane said...

sounds like a nice new years eve!

funny answers!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Diane-
It really was!

Linda said...

Happy 2010, Bud, and I am so with you on the 'leave Tiger Woods alone' thing - enough already!!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Linda-
Back at you! Happy New Year!

NurseExec said...

I'm way over Tiger. Way.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Nurse E-
You are smart...

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

i don't know BUD, i'm so used to you being single.... a new lady.... now don't go doing anything foolish this year!!!! what would jill and the twins think??????

every once in a while i still look at the kama sutra and think.... what fu**!!!

hugs,

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
Nothing lasts that long. Trust me... :)

LadyWolf said...

Glad to see others are sick of "Tiger-gate" too lol!
Great read,as always!! ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Lady-
I appreciate that!

Through Thick and Thin said...

not surprised at all.....

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Debbie-
Thanks...