It Must Be Her Ears

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger named Catherine at the blog Marvel Not a Girl. She doesn't state where she found it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing! Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Can't Sleep Meme

Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Can it get hard from just a kiss? I suppose. But what a personal question!

When is it hard to kiss someone? Can we get off this subject? How rude.

You're trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do? I guess I’d let her have her way with me. Three days is a fucking eternity, and we never talked much even when we were together.

Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? Yes. As long as it didn’t happen around me, it might be okay. It would not be my first choice.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go? I broke up with someone who was dying to try a threesome with me. At the time I just wanted my freedom. About six months later I came to my senses. She was rich and beautiful as well. So, I decided to call and beg forgiveness. She said my call was well timed. She got married the very next day. True story, btw.

Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house? To the highest bidder, I guess.

Do you want to please everyone? No. Just naked women.

Have you ever been called heartless? No. I’m usually very easy to get along with. I’ve got references and everything!

Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be? It had better be a woman who wants to come over. Anyone else might not care for my reaction.

Does it matter if your significant other drinks? I prefer women who drink. Although one recently almost totaled my TV. Falling down drunk is not very attractive. If she were not gorgeous and very young I would never let her over again. She'll be here tonight at 6. What can I say? Although, she will never be my S/O. Her boyfriend might catch on if we saw a lot of each other.

Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs? What a fucking ridiculous question. I’ll read 70 responses to this question and every single one will say “yes”. Who’d admit to a drug habit in a fucking meme?

Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? You don’t often get two amazings in the same question. I’ll go with eyes. Not because it’s true, but just to move on here. I wonder why “amazing ta-tas” was not an option here.

Do you want to get married and have children one day? Oh boy. Sorry folks. We should have caught a question written by a twelve year old and trashed it. I’ll read 70 responses telling Judd and I that we are morons. And I’ll just have to say,”guilty as charged”. We don’t have write the fuckers, but usually we read them and get the fucktardian questions out of the damn meme.

Are you easy to get along with? I’m a fucking delight. Ask any of my ex-wives.

Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up? No. But I’ve gone to sleep hoping someone else wouldn’t wake up.

Are you shorter than your Mom? What the fuck? No. But who gives a rat’s ass?

Describe your life currently in one word: Improving.

Are you on medication for anything? Another gem of a question. Well, at least we are consistent. We can find memes with awfully lame questions.

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? T’Pol. She was the hot Vulcan on the final Star Trek TV series, Enterprise. I could spend a year getting to know her. It must be her ears.

Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over? Yes. Thanks for asking.

If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be? I hope her boyfriend doesn’t show up again. It’s a long story. But the truth is that it’s a weirder story than a lot I simply make up.

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18 comments:

Kwizgiver said...

You broke up with a woman who offered a threesome?? You? Was there something wrong with you--were you ill?

NurseExec said...

Your answers always make me giggle! Have a great Sunday :)

Lorielle said...

I can always count on a laugh when I read your blog. :) Thanks for the great answers to some less than stellar questions. And you don't think anyone would admit to a drug addiction on a blog? LOL

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
I must have been!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Nurse E-
I thank you!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Corielle-
That's my take anyway! Thanks...

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

oh bud, bud, bud! you had me with the first answer. hubby looks at me like i'm going off the deep end and what the heck is so funny! then he looks at the pictures you post and says.... who is this guy. i tell him.... he's mine. go away. haaahhhahhahaaahhhaaaa.

hugs,

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

#1 was hysterical... thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

LOL...there were some really shitty questions in this one I tell ya. And I don't even give a gnats ass if you are taller or shorter than your mom. What I do give a gnats ass about...well you should know...NO FRENCH TWINS!!!!!!! Have a great week ahead :0

Anonymous said...

I, too, have gone to bed hoping someone else wouldn't wake up.

Lily said...

Very funny, loved your answers.

Hazel said...

How rude - that's where I began laughing rofl ...

To the highest bidder - brilliant! and admitting to a drug habit on a meme? I also thought who would.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
If hubby figures out who I am let me know. I have NO idea...:)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-
Thanks!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
I am shocked. thought it was only me!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Lily-
Thank you very much!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
They will return...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Hazel-
It's not there is an incentive to "tell all"!