Hoping to Win Her Son

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Pride and Joy

1. My pride and joy is my cat Spike. And which one of you needs the date?

2. I run, do pilates, zumba, and can dance anywhere. Anyone who understands this sentence please hold your breath.

3. I'm into to going to Home Depot for house projects that I think I can master but never do. I have often said, if I can only find a woman who is into Home fucking Depot, my life would be set.

4. I joined this dating site to meet new people and see what happens! Wow, that's a weird reason. I came here to write a meme.

5. I was married for 5 years from 1990 to 1995. We had a nasty divorce but now are the best of friends. Congratulations, in a week where no one has made sense, you have managed to make the least!

6. I'm looking forward to a meeting of the minds, to fun and arm wrestling. Arm wrestling? Holy shit. Who dreams this shit up?

7. My match would be someone who is emotionally available. One that believes 1+1=Love. You really move me. In the "need to hurl" type of way, of course.

8. I wanted to win my son when we play video games together, back then he was 14 years old, and I did practice while he is not at home, but was never able to win him. If you won him, then what the fuck happens?

9. How do you sum up a full life into a little box without sounding like everyone else? You can't. That's $300 for this therapy session. I take Visa and American Express.

10. There are as many ways of falling in love as there are snowflakes in a snowstorm. Hold on. I'm counting flakes to see if you are right. That's two, right? Sex and stupidity. I thought so.

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Anonymous said...

Sex and stupidity...brilliant my friend. And I love your number 4...well done. Have a great Friday :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Ain't it the truth...

Ria said...

Sex and stupidity make the world go round.... I can't get into stupidity though....

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Well put!

Anonymous said...

I love your answer on number 2. Hmp . . . You made me smile again. :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

That is what I'm trying to do. :) Thanks!

Mouse said...

LOL, loving those answers Bud, especially No 7. Sorry I've not had chance to reply to past meme's ........ for some strange reason your site gets blocked from work, so I have visit from home. Have a great week :) x

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Glad that you stopped by! :)