Gone From Here in a Month

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Pride and Joy

1. I will be gone from here in one month. Those terminally illnesses are a bitch!

2. I'd love to go to the Kentucky Derby, Travel to Europe, and Hike the Grand Canyon. That’s quite a first date.

3. I am not a liar and do not want to be lied to. Please. Everybody lies. But it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.

4. I dream about raising kids who choose right over wrong, who find happiness and who are self-supporting. And I want to win lotto. Fat chance on either.

5. hello, i am looking to find someone who is honest funny and sinsitive to others needs ive been living alone for a long time and still wonder if you is out there ,getting tierd of doing it alone ,are u my squeeze? I is out there, but I is not an orange.

6. There is probable not a lot of things I don't or will not do. Great! Call a friend. There is nothing better than a threesome on a first date.

7. We are on here to meet someone so don't hide. I could go on and on... I bet you could. But do it quietly, because I’m hiding.

8. Ultimately I would prefer someone that has no children or only one. So I wouldn’t have get rid of them all? But which one do I get to keep?

9. I pride myself in my appearance but i am not high maintness. You’d never guess that from your picture.

10. I'd like to find someone who can teach me new things and try new things to. Great! Bend over and grab your ankles.


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14 comments:

Sujomi said...

#3 - Reminds me of a Homer Simpson quote: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen."

and your #10 just cracked me up!*wipes eyes*

Anonymous said...

ROLFMAO at number 10. So you. Great answers...I wanna win the Lotto to...damn it!!! Have a great Friday :)

I am Harriet said...

I kinda like the sarcasm that is allowed in this meme. You may have hit on something:)

Anonymous said...

"Bend over and grab your ankles." I like that. I mean , that was a good one.

Anonymous said...

LMAO....great job.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
It's a bit different! Thanks...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
SEnd pics. :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Suzy-
That's perfect!~

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
I'd love to win the lottery, too! I should by a ticket though...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Coopernicus-
Thanks!

Kwizgiver said...

Some of these make no sense whatsoever.

Jodi said...

"5. hello, i am looking to find someone who is honest funny and sinsitive to others needs ive been living alone for a long time and still wonder if you is out there ,getting tierd of doing it alone ,are u my squeeze?"

Holy Moly it is good to be back Bud! I sure have missed you. And this just kick-started it for me. Looks like since this chick lived alone for a long time...she also taught herself through the all-famous Hooked On Phonics system. Another satisfied customer. LMAO!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
You are SO right!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jodi-
Hooked on Phonics! You're a riot!