The First Day of Your Life

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Hard Times.

1. Why is this so hard? I guess I'm just happy to see you.

2. Walk with me. Right off this cliff?

3. My software is state of the art. Too bad your hardware is SO 80's. Pass.

4. Can’t believe I did this. I don't think anybody can believe it.

5. Life is an adventure or nothing. I would be lying if I said I catch the meaning of that. Of course, I'd be lying if I said I'd cared.

6. Looking for someone to get to no. This is just wrong on SO many levels. Maybe if you borrow Kimber's dictionary?

7. I am absolutely terrible at this!! No shit, Sherlock.

8. Anything is possible, right? No. That will be $350 for this fucking therapy session.

9. It’s your last day to live, live it. Really? I love it when a person goes for "deep". What happened to "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Oh, right. That was fucking lame, too!

10. I enjoy text messages. Bite me. And go text yourself.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where the hell are the questions? LOL. I'm debating this one. Bud in all honesty there are a lot of good meme's on Friday. This needs some questions or something to be our sarcastic selves. LOL. I do 4 on Friday and was hoping to add this one but I can't see how to make it entertaining. Woah is life. LOL

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
You may be right. I appreciate the input.

I am Harriet said...

You've done this before haven't you?

Thom does 4 memes everyday.
Hang in there.

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

these questions (????) were really lame but you definitely put a fun spin on them. i wouldn't expect anything less.

hugs,

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Harriet-
I don't know how he does it!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
You are SO right...

Anonymous said...

We pretty much had the same answer for #1.

Heather said...

You are great! Found you through Mejis at Did I Say That Out Loud.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
We sure did! Great minds...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Heather-
Thanks for showing up!

Ria said...

It's different that's for sure. I had fun with them. Of course I do memes more to catch "meme friends" like you and Thom ,Harriet etc

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Ria-
Me too!

Tami said...

http://tamis-ramblings.blogspot.com/2009/11/dating-profiles-meme-hard-times.html

Bud - I have been having a hoot....where is Thom's....I want to see what he had to say. Have him go over to mine. I laughed my ass off the whole time I typed. But then again, I am a different type of gal.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Tami-
I'm glad you had a good time...