My Best Friend's Girl

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger known as Starrlight from the blog Here Comes the Storm...In the Form of a Girl. She explains that she "Had this sent to me last night and now I have to share. Ah the Vedder." We really have no idea who she stole it from. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing! Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Starrlight Meme

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Diet Coke. But it's early yet.

2. Where was your profile picture taken? In a brothel in Las Vegas.

3. Can you play Guitar Hero? Gee, I've never tried. Can you make a paper airplane from a condom?

4. Name someone who made you laugh today. What was it about? My neighbor's husband came back from Turkey this morning. His wife was out. So there he is pounding on my fucking door and the lady who stayed here answered the door. Although while she had never met either my neighbor or his wife, she knew the story. He starts yelling about whether or not his wife was here. My lady smiled and said, "No, she left. She's awesome in a threesome." He left muttering to himself. I laughed my ass off.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why? Almost till 3 AM. It was an awesome date.

6. If you could move somewhere else where would you and why? Why does every meme as this fucking question? This week I'm going to move to the Library with Miss Scarlet with the knife.

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks? Does a blowjob count?

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you? Michelle and MaBelle. They are twins who live upstairs. They're French actually. I may have mentioned them before.

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends? With benefits? Of course. I mean if you're going to stay friends with an ex, you might as well investigate the porkability factor.

10. Do you like Dr. Pepper? No. But I like his brother, Sgt. Pepper.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard? Really hard as opposed to just sniveling? At my last wedding. I thought, "What the fuck did I just do?" I told the wife that they were tears of joy. She wasn't all that bright so it worked.

12. Who took your profile picture? The Madam at the brothel.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? We recently did the WTIT Staff pic for 2009. I was in the picture with Harvey Wallbanger.

14. Was yesterday better than today? Why? No. The sex was way better last night. Not that today's wasn't good. And come to think of it, the day's not over. Can I get back to you?

15. Can you live a day without TV? Why the fuck would I want to do that?

16. Are you upset about anything now? Yes. We stole one hell of a long fucking meme.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Only if they include threesomes. I know. I am rather predictable. So sue me.

18. Are you a bad influence? I try hard to be.

19. Night out or night in? There is nothing better than a tender, romantic night in with a candle lit dinner with the right two women.

20. What items could you not go without during the day? Clothes come to mind.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My dumb Uncle Fred. I mentioned that he was convicted of robbery. He had been shot during the act. Of course shooting himself was the main reason he got caught.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? "Wy byliście prawo (prawy; naprawo od). Mój *jerk* mąż nie podejrzewał rzecz." Yes, I'm seeing a Polish woman. Loosely translated it means, "You were right. My jerk husband didn't suspect a thing."

23. How do you feel about your life right now? It's been picking up a lot. I've made a couple of changes that are working out very well.

24. Do you hate anyone? No. Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't like my neighbor's husband.

25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find? A very charming, handsome and humble fellow.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? Absolutely I'd pass on getting drug tested. Did anyone see my bong?

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? Sure. A date that had way too much Cuervo called me perfect. She said, "Hank, you're the most perfect man I know." I responded, "No one can be 'most perfect'. And Hank is your fucking husband."

28. What song is stuck in your head? My Best Friend's Girl by the New Cars. It's blasting on my iPod. It makes it a bit hard to think of another song.

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2 a.m., whom do you want it to be? Jill Hennessy. I haven't mentioned her lately. And boy, she was pissed when she called. I said, "But you won't leave your husband for me. How long can my love go unrequited?" She told me that was not the point. I knew that part. The point here is to post her picture.

30. Do you (or did you) want to have grandkids before you’re 50? Why? Was there a fucking contest I've missed out on?

31. Tell us your Saturday night. Last night the new lady in my life cooked dinner for the first time. It really was awesome. We then went dancing to perhaps the worst local cover band in the history of rock 'n roll.

32. Do you think too much or too little? About what exactly? You gotta meet us half way with a question, I mean if you expect a decent response..

33. Do you smile a lot? Yes. (Wow. That may be my least interesting response in a meme ever. It could be a new world's record. We will return on Tuesday. I'll tell you what Guinness said.)

That's it for today on the
The WTIT Blog.
Enjoy your Sunday.

Or Monday, if you are late to the party.
We will return. Join us.
Same time. Same blog.

18 comments:

Cat. said...

Several of my answers are on an interest-level par with your final one. Good thing you have other things to occupy your time today rather than reading my blog. ;-)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Cat=-
You are TOO funny...

Anonymous said...

Nic niepodejrzewal?! Na pewno?

Anonymous said...

Did you have to pay extra for them to take your picture or was it part of the package? ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Lina-
Byłby znajduję się (kłamać; leżeć) wy? Rozciągają się (wydłużać) prawdę trochę, ale znajdować się (kłamstwo; kłamać; leżeć)? Żaden...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
I was just doing research. That's not my styule... ;)

Anonymous said...

Shit...your poor next door neighbors husband is just going to end up being a fucking basket case. That answer and Sgt. Pepper were brilliant LOL. Have a great Sunday :)

Kwizgiver said...

Love the answers, Bud!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
I almost feel sorry for him, too...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
thanks!

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

hey bud! i'm polish and your translation in #22 was damn near perfect! you rock! LOL

also love your answer to #25 - and i wish i was single.

definitely agree with #30.

now don't cha just hate that you have to go back and look at those freakin' quesions??????

but i do love you! mine's pre-posted to come up at 7:00 p.m. central time tonite - 6 your time - but you already know that!

hugs sweetie,

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
You are a trip. Thanks!

Hazel said...

no. 11 - roflao

Here's hoping Jill is appeased with her pic up in there :-)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Hazel-
Jill who? :)

Lorielle said...

ROFLMAO! Porkability factor. Yeah I hear you and agree.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Lorielle-
It is what it is...

Holly said...

I felt so naughty trying to get to your blog and having to OK the possibly objectionable content...what's objectionable? Aren't we adults. Enjoy Ms. Scarlett in the library.
Holly

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Holly-
Glad I could help. The warning is rather stupid. I manage to still do what I do. Thanks!