It Only Requires Batteries

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

I enjoy going out and doing whatever. I was looking for someone who would do whatever. You are in luck.

Looking to meet someone who is not complicated. Simple and to the point. Fine, I can do that. Take off your clothes.

I am looking for a "Best Friend", my "Partner in Crime" the "Love of my Life" and "Soul Mate" to share my life with... So, you are looking for three guys and a dog. I’ll get back to you once I decided which to apply for.

Single, Sassy & Satisfied. Then why the fuck do you need a date? Your vibrator only requires batteries.

Finally in the Real World. I know I’ll hate myself for asking, but where were you before?

The reality is that I want the "perfect" man and will never settle until I find him. Then you will never settle. Good luck with that.

I choose to have a positive outlook on life, and I look only for the lessons yet to be learned from my personal experiences. On-line dating will rob you of your positive outlook and BOY will there “be lessons yet to be learned”!

You Only Live Once. Wow. Such insight. Are you always this deep?

I am looking for someone who can get past my size and appreciate the person that I am. Just don’t go near the ocean. You might get harpooned.

My friends are all married! How did that happen? Trust me, it wasn’t by being on this dating site.

With-in every rock lies a crystal. I’d be lying if I said I understood that. I’d also be lying if I said that I cared.

Let’s Create a Better History Together. A five-some! That's the ticket. Wait there I'll find the other four women.

One can see into a person's heart by looking into another's eyes. Then why did I have to have that damn angiogram?

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Parts of this mess appeared on March 30, 2007.
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2 comments:

Jodi said...

"You Only Live Once."

Don't You Hate It When Someone Capitalizes Every Word In A Sentence?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jodi-
Yes I Do !!