Naked in the Boardroom

Either you have used sites like or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

Let's have a good bottle of wine and start to explore each other. I’ve seen your photo. Better bring a vineyard.

Watching the light bulbs go off. Can it get more exciting than that?

I laugh the hardest when I'm by myself, and I laugh often. This is terrifying to some, and annoying to others. I know I’ll regret this question: But how can you annoy people while you’re alone?

If you would like to know more about me, you know what to do...! I hope it is to have a Smirnoff and wait for you to knock on the door.

Let’s see what’s out there. Lady, are in for the shock of your life.

Must have strong tongue. Not leaving much to the imagination, aren't we?

Hm. Let's see. I am a girl. And the doctor dropped you on your head at birth, right?

To me, love means never having to say your sorry. God, it has been 40 years and you’re still quoting fucking “Love Story”? Get a new movie!

My goal in life is not to become rich or to find a rich man. I am willing to bet you are safe with that.

Ready to stop and smell the roses? Nope. Next!

I am a woman who can move from the boardroom to the ballroom to the bedroom. But can you do it all naked?

Love to travel - Miami in March, South Africa in May, India in Dec. Got a passport? So much for drinks and dinner.

Let’s be honest. Honest? You can’t handle honest.

I'm looking for a man that is not cocky. That might be hard to do. Maybe other women?

Thank you for dropping
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Parts of this gem appeared on March 9, 2007.
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Starrlight said...

What would compel someone to share that they sit around alone...giggling. That is so not hawt.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

She sounded as though she had anxiety and sever people issues...

Anonymous said...

Love story. LOL. I so agree with you

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Holy shit. She should be embarrassed she remembers that schlock.

Jodi said...

"Better bring a vineyard"

Bwhahahahahaha!!!! That was my favorite part.

Amber said...

fab list this week, good for a few chuckles at least!

LivingDeadNurse said...

bring the whole vineyard...ah priceless

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thanks. I first said "a gallon". it wasn't enough...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Always happy when you're happy!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I do my best! :)