The Kindness of Strangers

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: The Last Time

1. When was the last time you bought something for someone else, and what was it? I bought a hooker for my cousin Vito, who was getting married. Unfortunately, I sent her a week late. It was not in good taste, I found out, to send a prostitute to somebody’s wedding night.

2. When was the last time you complimented someone, and what was their reaction? I told the hooker that making friends with the wife was good “on the spot” thinking.

3. When was the last time you had to return a purchase to the store? What was it and why? It was when I bought something accidently. Shopping and men do not go together. I at present do not have a woman to give me a list. Someone to tell me what I need. Often, I come home with shit that wasn’t even close to my size, and that I never even saw.

4. When was the last time you had an ice cream cone? This week with a date. I have no idea why, but I loved watching her enjoy the cone.

5. When was the last time you had to go to the doctor's office? I am currently having an affair with an female OBGYN. Since she is married, I am at the doctor’s office 5 times a week. Sometimes 6.

6. When was the last time you were embarrased by something you did? What was it and what happened? I was embarressed when I assured the female married doctor that her moronic husband would never catch on. He did. And to our surprise: He was not happy about it.

7. When was the last time a stranger was kind to you? I have always relied on the kindness of strangers. Her name was Wendy. Friday night. Very kind.

8. When was the last time you locked yourself out of your home? what did you do? It was October 4, 1996. I called the locksmith. What the fuck else could you do? Call some ex-girlfriends who still have a key? When I call their reaction is usually to drop everything and run to come help me.

9. When was the last time you thought about cheating (on anything, a test or a person)? I really haven't a clue. Oh wait. I repeated a post once in 2007 without noting it. My bad.

Today is my daughter Heather's birthday! Happy birthday, Princess. I love you lots!

We're glad that you stopped by today.
Enjoy your weekend.
The WTIT Blog will return tomorrow
with Judd Corizan and
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Join us for Sunday Stealing!
Same time. Same blog.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to Heather!

Alas, Judd does not have a Cat Circus. Just stating a fact.

Linda said...

Happy Birthday, Heather, best wishes for a fantastic year!

Anonymous said...

Hau`oli La Hanau to your daughter. I hope she has a good one. Your number 5 is just killing me LOL. Too funny. Have a great Saturday :)

NurseExec said...

LOL @#3! Have a great Saturday :)

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

wow! you are sooooommmeeee shopper! bwwwaaahhhaahhhaaa!

happy birthday heather!

HUGS,

I am Harriet said...

So was the date with the hooker?

Happy birthday to your daughter :)
Have a great weekend!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/09/saturday-isbones-for-my-dogs.html

Paula said...

You continue to crack me up....have a great Saturday

shopannies said...

you cover your tracks well LOL