Baby One More Time

On Thursday The WTIT Blog does a meme called Thursday Thunks written by Berleen and Kimber. We had tried to refrain from adding a third meme as a feature. This meme is similar to both Saturday 9 and Sunday Stealing. Although, it is a bit crazier. We were both honored and terrified when we were asked to join in. And we have really enjoyed it. It now is one of our most popular freatures and one of our personal favorites! All the meme questions are in bold.

Thursday Thunks: Dying, Buying, Eating and More

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the number 999 and the color of a butterfly sitting on a red rose.

1. A 90 year old man's dying wish in South Carolina was to be buried in his car. If you were told tomorrow you have 3 weeks to live, would you have any dying wishes or something special done before you died? I give a shit what happens to my body after I die. Bury me, burn me, whatever floats your boat. This will shock you, but I'd probably just whip out the list of requests for final blowjobs from the women in my life that I've compiled. And I'd be sure to have plenty of Smirnoff. I am but a man of simple pleasures.

2. Do you pay for more stuff using a credit/debit card or cold hard cash? What makes cash "cold and hard"? I've often wondered. I only use a credit card for online shopping. If I don't have the money I won't buy it. So I guess I use cash and debit about equally. Be careful with this question, folks. Kimber's actually preparing a list of bloggers to rob. If you say "cold hard cash" for everything, congrats! You're on her list.

3. What's cuter- a baby lizard or a baby snake? Why are these the only choices? This is like, "Do you want to croak in a plane crash or car crash?" You'll still be dead. And so was this question. DOA so to speak.

4. You go out to eat by yourself at a restaurant. While waiting for your food do you people watch & eavesdrop on others conversations, read a book, use a laptop or chat with people around you? One is the loneliest number. So, I need attention. I generally will stand up and sing three of Britney Spears greatest hits. I do a REAL mean Baby One More Time.

5. If you see someone walking around with toilet paper stuck to their shoe, do you tell them or just laugh? I generally tackle those people and make a citizen's arrest. You gotta put the stupid people away.

6. You are talking to someone you just met but you can't understand them at all because of their accent. Do you tell them you can't understand them or just smile and nod? If it's a guy or an ugly woman, I walk away. If it's an attractive woman I generally will actually try and listen. If it gets boring I'd try to fondle a breast. That usually will move the conversation and action quickly one way or the other.

7. Mudfest! Park filled with pools of mud and an obstacle course of mud. Do you go and play in the mud? No. I would probably go home pour a Smirnoff and call up the French twins. They tend to be more fun to play with than fucking mud.

8. Have you ever had a headache so bad it effected your vision? No. Insert your own joke here. Sorry, I got nothing.

9. Would you fit in more with the circus, Hollywood, Broadway, or comedy circuit types? This will be another shocker, but I'll go with comedy. This is a bit of a cheat though, since I DJ'd in a comedy club and warmed up for the comics for a year back in the 90's. I don't know how fucking funny I was, but the groupies made it all worthwhile. Oh, and that story was totally true, BTW. Except for the humble "not knowing if I was funny" part. I'm always a fucking laugh a minute. Oh, and I realize women need eye candy as well, if not more. So while Josh has not a fucking thing to do with today's sorry excuse for a post, ladies, enjoy.

Today is my granddaughter Lauren's 7th Birthday! I had such a great time with her and her sis Lindsay on my recent vacation. I wish her the best of birthdays! Not that she will actually read this, my daughter Heather (her mom) has WAY too much common sense than to go allow Lauren to go through a Google Warning. I love her more than words could express.

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34 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just about fell off the couch @ #6..LMAO!

Happy almost Thursday Bud :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Cricket-
It really is true! You either get belted or have a terrific night... :)

Jodi said...

I love when you talk about your granddaughters!!! I can tell how much you adore them!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!!! Awwww!!!

P.S. Thank you for the Josh picture. Really. No, really.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jody-
You are welcome. No, really. :)

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

oh would i ever love to hear you sing brittany!

and you're a wonderful grandpa!

hugs,

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
It's easier to cover someone who can't sing... :)

StraitJacketMom (Berleen) said...

Kimber actually stumped you on a question???

Happy Birthday Lauren :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Ber-
Yes, she got me. Fair and square!

Anonymous said...

Your number six is just too damn funny. Lol. And comedy pffft. Well maybe. LOL. Good job as usual

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
It's just the way it is. Thanks...

Vanniedosa said...

ow thanks for the eye-candy bud :) nice to have a man up in there shirtless for a change.

great thunks! hope you can come by mine.

Anonymous said...

Too funny! Gotta love your honesty :) Happy Birthday Lauren!!!

Kimber said...

I got Bud! Holy @#*! Rock on Kimber! What question was it? ;)

LOL

Hope Lauren has a great day! You are a great Grandpa Bud. Love those pictures of your beauties.

Mys said...

I'd love to be in a restaurant when you come in alone. Man, that would be great! Happy birthday to your granddaughter!

I am Harriet said...

GRANDPA!?!?

Hhhmmmmm...
Oh, and I'd be sitting there with Stef cheering you on.

Have a great Thursday!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/09/thunking-about-thursday.html

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Vannie-
Well fair is fair.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Carielle-
Lauren thanks you!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Kimber-
You really stumped me!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mys-
If you ever heard me sing, you wouldn't want to be there...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Haarriet-
How abou that!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to your granddaughter!

I knew that was what Kimber was getting at yet I still put cash. Damn!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
Better buy a gun... :)

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Thank you. Josh always makes my day... ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-
No charge! :)

Tilli said...

Happy birthday on your granddaughter! Please record Hit Me Baby as my voicemail message. I thank you in advance.
xoxo

shopannies said...

they need a jail just for stupid people

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Tara-
So you don't want messages left. I get it... :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Annie-
Exactly!

Kwizgiver said...

Such a cute picture of you with the birthday girl! :-)

Your answers made me laugh out loud--not lol but really laugh out loud.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
She is cute. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

I for one would love to hear you sing "hit me baby one more time"! Of all the girls on you post your granddaughter is the prettiest to be sure the two of you are lucky to be close. Seems like you enjoy your Vaca.....

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Amanda-
I really loved being a father when my kids were her age. So I really relate. You are SO right. She is the prettiest...

Anonymous said...

Haha! Doing a real mean Baby One More Time, that'll be so fun! =)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Yamashina-
It should be...