To Leap or Not to Leap

On Thursday The WTIT Blog does a meme called Thursday Thunks written by Berleen and Kimber. We had tried to refrain from adding a third meme as a feature. This meme is simular to both Saturday 9 and Sunday Stealing. When they asked asked if we would participate the answer was "Why not?" How could we not try it? And we also enjoyed it. So we are back again! All the meme questions are in bold.

Thursday Thunks: Heterochromia, A Haunted Earth and a Dungeon

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the number 15 and the color of windows.

1.Do you know anyone with heterochromia? Does it freak you out or do you think it's interesting? No, I don’t know anyone with the condition of different colored eyes. But I would not freak out. I don’t freak out over much. I did know a woman whose bra and panties were never the same color. Is that close enough?

2. Should a 5th face be added to Mount Rushmore? If so, who? Yes. Jill Hennessy.

3. If you could live on any planet other than earth, which one would you choose and why? I hate to say it, but it’s Uranus. You know Uranus jokes never go out of style.

4. We're going to spend the night at a reportedly haunted location, are you going with us? It depends. Do you sleep in the nude? If so, which reportedly haunted place are we going? I think your place might be haunted. How else could it be explained that you blame a President who has been in office less than five months for everything that is wrong in the universe? You blamed him for everything from giving money to corporations (George Bush set that mess in motion) to diaper rash. And he did not KILL Michael Jackson. I think. So I want to see the ghosts that resides at your place.

5. Did you play The Queen's Meme this week? If so, was it fair of The Queen to put Berleen in the dungeon by association with Kimber? (We all know Kimber deserved it, but Berleen?!) Yes I played the meme. I generally stay away from chatting about Ms. Lenox. The Queen is a bit trigger happy when it comes to dungeons. But honestly, I thought neither of you deserved it. How is life there, BTW?

6. What color is the towel(s) hanging in your bathroom? Golden brown. There is nothing like seeing a beautiful woman in a golden brown towel. Well that’s not true at all. A romp in the sack is better for sure.

7. Tell us something funny that happened to you recently. A met who I thought was one beautiful lady. The simple fact she was married did not disuade me. She asked me to her place. I was excited and thrilled! When the loving was over I asked where her husband was. She responded, "In the closet. He runs the camera." I said, "You lied to me! You said you were cheating." She responded that people will pay $5.00 to watch our session. Now it started to sound better. I asked what my cut was. It's not bad. If you see the video "Bud the Bad Boy" please pay and watch it. My heirs will thank you.

8. We just bought you a cow. Do you kill it & grill it, feed it & milk it, or sell it? Why would you buy me a fucking cow? Wasn’t it the wise Bart Simpson who so eloquently said, “Don’t have a cow, man”? Okay, if those are my options it goes on Craig’s list or Ebay. Selling it sounds a lot easier…

9. It's 115 degrees outside (46 degrees Celsius), are you able to go without Air Conditioning? Of course not. I can live at 73. (I don’t give a shit what the Celsius equivalent is.) I hate heat. Please don’t tell me it is dry heat or that there is a lovely breeze. A breeze at 115 degrees is called a heater.

10. When you visit the zoo do you wonder which animal tastes better with a bit of butter & spices? This will shock the living shit out of you, but never, not once. How haunted are you, anyway?

11. Dog ate your homework/work papers. Does it crap out Shakespeare, quantum physics, or just crap? You are scaring me today. First of all, I don’t search through dog crap. Shakespeare had everyone talk so fucking weird that it never made sense to me. And quantum physics? I used to love Quantum Leap with Scott Bakula. Does that count? To leap or not to leap? Now that’s the fucking question!

12. We are taking you to a broadway show, what are we going to see? A Mel Brooks or Neil Simon comedy. No musicals though. I love The Producers original film. When I saw a film of the musical version I didn’t make it through two scenes.

13. Gunshots in your neighborhood. Pop, pop, pop. Do you go out to take a look, or hide? I hide my white ass. Unless of course, I could help someone. I would help if I could. But to randomly wander around? Tempting, but no.

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32 comments:

Mimi Lenox said...

You're going down too, Buster!

Oh. And bring the brown towels. It's getting crowded in there.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mimi-
Yea. You and what army? What did your meme do to Mr. Winky? No winks. Bummer...

Mimi Lenox said...

My winks still work.
Maybe Kimber killed him.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Good theory...

StraitJacketMom (Berleen) said...

I blame Kimber.

Mimi Lenox said...

Correction: My linkies are not working on the Official BlogBlast site or Peace Globes nor are they working on Mary's Ruby Tuesday. Writing Mr. Linky.....AGAIN.

Mimi Lenox said...

Where are my manners? #2 was a seriously funny answer....

Kwizgiver said...

Should have expected #2. ;-)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Ber-
You might be right...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Allison-
I am a bit predictable...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mimi-
Thanks!

~Just me again~ said...

ROFL Great answers. NOt sure which one I like best ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You-
Perfect without it...

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

oh BUD, i could never pick a favorite answer with you. they all get me LMAO! but i do remember Quantum Leap and that hunk (at the time) Scott Bakula!

i don't know - a night in the dungeon may not be so bad BUD. Look at all the writing you could do and when you get out.... all the wise answers we'd have to read - OR - you could go and get published. Is Larry Flint still around????

tons of hugs - and 1 for sis too!

Anonymous said...

I hate it when the bra and panties don't match. That is freaky. Two different eye colors? Nah.

Kimber said...

Somehow I knew you would say Uranius. LOL But maybe that's the part of me that's haunted. ;)

Lani said...

LOL what is it about Jill?? that woman is not attractive....jeesh
Do you know we have a but DR here i town who has URANUS on his license plate! LOL Sick isn't it?

You are right...a breeze at that temp is a heater!
Where do I view the video????
I enjoyed reading! I have been sick since last Friday so have been on and off but more off than on the computer...so I haven't kept up with all your antics...I have a lot of reading to do!:-)
L

Jodi said...

I can't stand musicals either. Just say the words...don't sing them. I don't have the patience for it. Also, when they randomly break into song. I live 12 miles from NYC..and I have NEVER been to a Broadway show yet. zzzzzz....

Great answers as usual Bud!

Anonymous said...

That old Queen aint trigger happy she's trigger insane. LOL That dunegone is getting a might cozy in there. Great answers. Hide your white ass LOL...too funny Love #1

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Stef-
Thanks. Sis is doing great. Quantum Leap had great shows. I'll never forget the one were he becomes a black man. Excellent...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
Exactly!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mejis-
Exactly!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Kimber-
I was gonna say "one with oxygen" until I thought about it!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Lani-
It really isn't Jill. But I found the character she played in Crossing Jordan very compelling. But, while she's not a 10, I find her very attractive...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Jodi-
Musicals do siuck. Thanks!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thom-
I saw Dawn had to ask you to put your shoes back on!

Coffee Slut said...

"Bud the Bad Boy" ....omg, that was YOU?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Sue-
Alas, yes. Hope you like it!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

I just popped in to say hi. Actually I'm dead. There's a pile of bones in the dungeon... do be careful not to kick them when you arrive.

On the upside I can now tell my nephew he has "heterochromia".
Who knew your blog could be so educational?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-
I'm glad you did pop in. I am still laughing about Thom's feet. This blog educational? Only accidentally... ;)

Anonymous said...

Me thinks your next for the dungeon Bud better pack up now, grab Hennessy and move to Uranis. TY for the laughs Again!!!

http://www.moorebloglife.com/2009/07/17/thursday-thunks-on-friday/

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Amanda-
Grab Hennessy. Hmmmmm. Good advice...