Rolling Out the Barrel

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today we steal from our good friend Dawn from Twisted Sister. She says that she picked this tag up from Arv from ...on the Wall. We don't normal trace back these thefts, but Arv is a nice guy. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so.

Cheers to all us THIEVES!!

The Wishing Meme:

Dawn wrote: The rules are simple, all you have to do is to thoughtfully consider the following, and choose one item for each of the categories below. (Be sure to describe your reasons for choosing).

1) One religious work from a non-familiar tradition you’ll read? I have always thought that I should know more about the Mormons. Let’s face it. Polygamy is a brilliant concept. For some odd reason, I think that might work for me.

2) One song that you like–from your ‘least likely to listen to’ genre? The Beer Barrel Polka. When I was young I was kidnapped by a group of Polish DJs and forced to listen to Polkas for an hour every Sunday. OK so I wasn’t kidnapped and I was paid to engineer their show before I went on the air at WMLO. But it seemed like being tortured. Not quite water boarding but really close.

3) A book from a genre you almost never read, that you have read, or you will read (promise!)? I have never read a book on blogging. So I will go with: Multi-personality Disorders: Writing Separate Blogs for Each One by Pauline Polistein.

4) Somewhere you’d never thought to go on holiday/vacation, and why it might be fun to go there? Club Heathen. At this place it is all about you. And lots of scantily clad women. I always thought that my basic sense of morality and true belief in core feminist values would keep me away. But as I have gotten older I think I feel “fuck those pesky morals and values.”

5) A specific food you’ve never tried, but will because of this meme, honest!? I guess I can go with frog legs here. I mean really, why not eat the whole damn frog? It isn’t at all like chicken wings. With chicken you can eat the perfect Buffalo wing and later eat the rest of the chicken. With frogs, not so much. And since when have memes gotten so fucking pushy? “Because of this meme” I will promise to what? Let’s face it. Memes are just a lazy blogger’s way to “write a post with no thought” sort of thing. This one thinks it has created a new religion.

6) A sport or game you really hate, or haven’t tried yet, but are willing to give a go at? I have never participated in a foursome. Well, technically that is not totally true since I played so much golf in the 80’s. But is a spiritual sense with three women, that is what sport I have not played. Because of this meme I will, I'll even swear. Fuck.

7) A style of dance you probably won’t try (we won’t make you promise on this one)? The Macarena. I don’t like the song or the dance. Now bring on the chicken dance. That’s the ticket. Oh and a big fucking "Thanks" for not making me promise.

8) A career job you don’t feel you’re suited for, and why? I love a meme that thinks it can have you view another’s choice of career and say, “I’d never do that lame and bullshit job.” So in that spirit, I will pick bull fighter. But only because the fucking bulls deserve better. (Wow. It is not like me to take the morally high ground.)

9) What is it that you will dare to wear which you have never worn before? My Klingon outfit. Sure, I’ve worn it on Halloween. But I have never gone bowling in it. So, because of this fucking meme (at least I’m getting the swearing part down) I will wear my Klingon outfit and go bowling.

10) If there’s one thing in life you wanted to do, and will do because of this meme, what will it be? So far I’ve vowed a foursome, to become a Mormon (or at least read their lame ass book), do the chicken dance, bowl looking like Worf, eat frog’s legs or was it Buffalo wings and you want more from me? OK, here goes. How about a blogging convention? Mimi can bring half her face (But don't cook anything and bring it. I'm begging you!), Dawn can talk Newfie (sorry I don’t remember that spelling), Bond can cuddle with darlin’ Nancy, Jacqui can video tape it, Starrlight can work with Vinny on the music, Frank can sell art in the corner, Gale Martin can actually write another post, Anndi can use her luggage again, Turnbaby can do her show live from wherever we do this, Epiphany can show off my gorgeous grandchildren, Linda can dispatch for the help we will need, Sandee can do stand up, Sanni can show us little Lily and Captain Luis, Ann can either show a movie clip or ask yet another Tuesday’s Question (and it won’t matter what day it is since she varies that a lot) Lori can do more interviews, and Lizza can get drunk and dance. Now while I am sure I missed a ton of my friends, this answers needs to come in for a landing. See you all at the convention. I’ll bring the booze.

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14 comments:

Shannon H. said...

I thought everyone liked the Macarena. It is such an awesome style of dance. NOT! lol

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Shannon-
Now me doing that would be u-g-l-y!

Dawn said...

That was priceless!
See you at the convention - I'll bring a translator and don't forget your Klingon outfit :D

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-
You've got it. I look quite dapper as a Klingon!

Anonymous said...

so where exactly is this club...just for reseasrch purposes of course

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Confused-
Of course. Directions are on their way!

Starrlight said...

Holy Shit that meme was almost like spending a day with my mother. So many orders!

The Big Book of Mo (mormon) is actually quite amusing, but it helps if you eat some magic mushrooms first. In keeping with the spirit with which it was written of course.

And did you notice you got all moral over bulls but not so much when boobs are involved? There has to be a message in there ;)

And Vinny and I would be a wicked DJ team.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Starlight-
I have several mixed messages, I'd admit. I habe such limited grasp of the moral high ground.

You & Vin = gr8

Mimi Lenox said...

I'm kinda bummed that no one wants my cooking.

Arv said...

LOL @ the answers... Good work mate... Frogs??? Macarena?? Foursome??? Looks like you are on a roll...

I should remember to listen to that polka song. LOL...

Awesome... and thanks for the compliments...

take care mate.. Cheers..

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mimi-
The might think it was a good idea, but then they might have to eat it...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Arv-
Thanks for stopping by. Great meme, BTW!

Hahn at Home said...

Hey Bud - Thanks for taking time on the interviews. I'd LOVE to interview a bunch of bloggers - and I'd love to come up with a set of unique questions for everyone too.

Good luck with that FLDS Mormon thing BTW - those polygamists are all pretty scary looking though - men and women. Don't think you even get to have sex with the lights on or the clothes off.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Lori-
I believe they are all clones...