Don't You Know Anything?

We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from June 1st-17th, 2008. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don't. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

WAIT..where is Greg??? Jerry??? Paul (not McCartney)???? What? don't you know ANYTHING? Dude, I’ve got people who would testify in court that I haven’t a fucking clue.

Can I borrow the "shit gun" for a trip to Fantasy World? If shooting the shit has always been a fantasy of yours, who am I to stand in your way? The gun’s in the mail. And a fantasy world with guns and no naked people seems pointless. But, that’s just me.

All I've got to say is SHOOT ME if I have to go back out on the dating scene again. Shoulda asked sooner. I just mailed my gun.

I snort-laughed reading your answers. Not dainty, not attractive. But darn it, you crack me up! It’s probably from whatever else you were snorting. I’m not that funny…

You should not be so hard on yourself Bud! Of course people want to meet you...I think you are a great guy. Yet when I advertised for a fucking girlfriend, did you respond? Nope. And please don’t use the old “My husband wouldn’t like it line.” In my experience, husbands don’t pay any attention at all.

This is a great meme. Well done! Cover your eyes, turn around or something....I'm going to steal this. I beg people to steal memes. Oh and I peaked. If you had said you’d be naked when you stole it lady, I would have at least offered you a drink.

where do i send my resume????? To Judd Corizan. Rumor has it that he needs more writers.

So you're hot and I'm cold... The complete story of my love life.

"I like people who do not have any mental issues." That one is being too damn picky!
I am never gonna find a new girlfriend if every woman worries about the occasional mental issues…

I love reading about your dad. He sounds like a hoot. That’s because he is part owl on his mother’s side.

I laughed my head off through the entire post. But then you left your laughed-off head here, lady. Come and get it or I'll be forced to toss it.

I never knew you were sarcastic. Not all of the time. Just when I talk or write.

Bud? “Are you ready to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?” Do you know how many times a day I get asked that? I'm thinking that people feel that if I changed in any way, it would be an improvement.

And on the third day the Lord said "let there be Smirnoff and a blond sleeping on your sofa." Wow. Now that’s a religion I might go for.

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13 comments:

Dawn said...

I never knew you were sarcastic either... :D

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Sarcastic? You? Never! Bwahahahahaha. You are very sarcastic and I like that about you. One of your better ones here Bud. Have a great day. :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-
The secret might be out. ;)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Thanks, Sandee-
Comment volume is up so it was easier this time around!

Mimi Lenox said...

The gun. Does it work on blogs?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mimi-
It doesn't matter. I gave it to Shannon...

Starrlight said...

Ok read the post. But I had my headphones on and I think I just traumatized my co-workers courtesy of your Oasis selection.

I can has get my groove on!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Starr-
Hope Oasis didn't kill anyone!

Bond said...

WOW...I think I got two in this time....

I be famous!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Vinny-
As it should be...

Shannon H. said...

I can share the gun :)

And to hell with the husband! He really doesn't pay attention!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Shannon-
Now you totally get it! Lori, should I borrow the gun? & Mimi you can use it too...

Mimi Lenox said...

The thought of a gun in my hand right now is not such a good idea after all.
Just empty the shit chamber first and we'll all be safe.

Bwaahaahaaaa.....

(and I have GREAT NEWS on the "project"!!!) Later.