Don't Get Me Started

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so.

Cheers to all us THIEVES!!

The Stolen Stupid Thirty-Three:

1. Were you named after anyone? Yes, my Dad. Why would you name a kid “Bernard” even if it’s after yourself? Oh right. I did the same thing. My son Ben is “Bernard III”.

2. When was the last time you cried? When my hot housekeeper threatened to quit. She said the sex was still great, but I was a bit of a slob. Go figure.

3. Why are you so fickle when it comes to women? I am not fickle. It is more a question of commitment. And it probably doesn't help that I am a bit off the wall.

4. What is your favorite lunchmeat? I just eat the sandwich. I never ask what’s in it.

5. Do you have kids? How come every random meme asks this question? Are we weeding out sterile people?

6. If you were another person would you be friends with you? Not a chance. I am surprised that people even talk to me.

7. Do you use sarcasm a lot? This is why I am surprised that people talk to me. I am sarcastic even when I am serious. Don't get me started.

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Why do you want to borrow them?

9. Would you bungee jump? There is not enough Smirnoff on the planet to make me do that.

10. What is your favorite cereal? I'm a non-cerealtarian.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Of course not. That’s cheating. Geez.

12. Do you think you are strong? Not Tarzan strong or Superman strong. But I can be counted on.

13. What is your favorite ice cream? As a kid mint chocolate or pistachio. I don’t eat ice cream. I do love the new mint chocolate flavored Baileys.

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Male or female? Male almost nothing. Female almost everything. I wonder why?

15. Red or pink? I need some other fucking choice here. OK, red cuz it ain’t pink.

16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Needing a meme instead of working hard at this blog today. Although really who cares? I am sure that both my readers have hit “next blog” after question 7.

17. Who do you mess with the most? Since this could mean almost anything, I’d say my readers. My stories can be entirely true or entirely made up. Usually no one can tell the difference. And always no one cares. And after a period of time, I cannot remember either.

18. What was the last thing you ate? These questions are even losing me now. Where’s that next blog botton?

19. What are you listening to right now? “Ain't Too Proud to Beg" by The Temptations. And you?

20. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Some collection agency. I don’t know why they won’t believe I am not THAT Bud Weiser.

21. Why aren't you married? Ask an exwife. They seemed to have ALL the answers.

22. Last movie you watched? “Grandma Does Dallas”. It was revolting. I should have shut it off.

23. What did you dream about last night? That I’d write a brilliant post today. It was better than the nightmare in reality.

24. What book are you reading? Hey, that’s a good one. People really read books?

25. Summer or winter? Gee that’s a tough one. I am a masochist. So I’ll say “winter”.

26. Hugs or kisses? No "oral sex" as a choice? Geez.

27. Do you have any special talents? I used to think I wrote great comedy. Until today that is. But since I lost all readers by question 7, I suppose it doesn’t matter.

28. What are they? The same question twice. Did Lola write this? No, the questions are WAY too short. And she retired in February.

29. What did you watch on TV last? “Einstein for Morons” on Discovery Channel. If they want me to understand it, they need to dumb it down.

30. What is your favorite sound? Music. Rock music.

31. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? This is a tough one. I think I’ll go with “Beatles”. By a ton.

32. Most likely to respond to this meme? Respond? You mean by doing it? Or commenting on it. My comments should be, “Bud if you can’t come up with something better than this, do a “Bud’s Law” or a repeat. Or here’s an idea: The world would go on if you wrote nothing today!” I’ll say “Are you sure?”

33. Least likely to respond? The folks that stopped reading after question 7.

Survive your Suck-o Monday.
I promise a brilliant post next time.
Well maybe not brilliant.
After today I hope you will still read
The WTIT Tape Radio Blog.
Thanks if you survived long
enough to read this today.
Parts of this post appeared
on March 4, 2007.
We will return. Unless they pull the plug on us.
Same stupid blog. Same stupid time.

11 comments:

Ann said...

I laughed my head off through the entire post. And there is nothing shocking or surprising about question number seven.

And I'm glad I kept reading because I lost it when I read number eight, and by number nine I was in hysterics. I can't wait to see who will steal this one.

Great job Bud. This is a fun "feature" post to read. (Smile)

And again Happy Fathers Day~

Ann

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Ann-
Laughing your head off could require surgery. Thanks for the comment and good wishes...

Dawn said...

You? off the wall?
Who knew? :D

Shannon H. said...

Thanks for the Monday chuckle. I never knew you were sarcastic o.O

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-
I can imagine your shock.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Shannon-
I was shocked when I read I said that, too!

Starrlight said...

I agree, #26 is way too limited ;0

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Starr-
You've got that right!

Mimi Lenox said...

"I'm a non-cerealtarian"....oh Lord. You can say that again.

ZJ said...

Hey Bud. Had a good laugh reading your post!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

ZJ-
Nice of you to say~!