Put Your Lips Together & Blow

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. Today the meme is part is ripped off from a lady named Shoot from a blog called Come Shoot With Me. We have no idea where she got it from. We usually don't go back to the credit previous thefts anyway. Too much effort, and really who cares? Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold. A nice touch is that every week some of you rip it off from me. Please continue to do so. We are doing this in two parts, today we finish with Part Two!

Cheers to all us THIEVES!!

50 Odd Things Meme (Part 2):

26. Do you own slippers? No I rent them. I want to be sure I like them first.

27. Last magazine you read. O Magazine. The article was called “Lindsay Lohan: Thighs of Steel”.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? It depends whom I am with.

29. Can you whistle? You’re going for me to do my Lauren Bacall here, aren’t you?

30. Favorite color? Gongerling.

31. Would you be a pirate? I was just checking out the “help wanted” pages. The pirate jobs must all be filled.

32. What song do you sing in the shower in the morning? An aria from Madam Butterfly.

33. Favorite girl's name? Lootania. It means “she of great breasts” in Swahili.

34. Favorite boy's name? Boomba. It translates to mean “balls of fire”, a proud warrior’s name to be sure.

35. What's in your pocket right now? Nude pics of your mom.

36. Last thing that made you laugh? The nude pics of your mom.

37. Best bed sheets as a child? The dry ones.

38. Worst injury you've ever had? A ripped back by fingernails. I had asked that she be gentle.

39. Cat lover or dog lover? Can I have another choice here?

40. Do you love where you live? You’re not moving in so don’t even think about it.

41. Who is your loudest friend? Sara. She's my best friend with a benefits kind of thing. She could wake the dead.

42. How many fish do you have? The right amount. And you?

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I’m guessing not.

44. What is your favorite television show? Cathouse: Ladies of Distinction on HBO.

45. What is your favorite book? “A Guide to Great Living: Tips for Cold Smirnoff and Hot Sex”. It’s a Dr. Seuss thing, he wrote it rather late in his career.

46. What is your favorite candy? Candy McNeil from eighth grade.

47. Favorite Sports team? In WW Mud Wrestling I root for Connecticut Hairpullers.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Is That All There Is?

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Shit. That hottie must have left in the middle of the night. Then I thought, “Where’s my wallet?” No fears. The wallet was there with a nice goodbye note and a fifty dollar bill with a note saying, "Till next time. Breakfast is on me!"

That does it for Stealing. We will return with
something equally dumb. Although, this post
would be hard to top on the dumb-o-meter.
Survive your Suck-o Monday.
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2 comments:

Dawn said...

Love the girl and boy names!
hahahahahaha!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-

When we were recording a comedy bit once I made up another language for the slogan. Years later another WTIT DJ quoted the line and the bit happened before he joined us! And I didn't even remember it!