It's More Exciting Than It Sounds

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady's profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

I am the softest thing you’ll ever meet. You would never hear a guy say that.

I thought I would try this out to see if there are any good guys left out there. You can give up now. The last good guy was sold on Ebay yesterday.

I work full time as a research analyst - it's much more exciting than it sounds! It would have to be.

I don't think any of that is asking too much do you? Anyone who even would ask that question is asking too much. But good luck with that.

I signed up for this because I am looking to meet more people. You’ve gotta be kidding. That’s a weird reason. I signed up because I love to write comedy.

Friends tell me I look younger than my 50 years. Your friends lie.

I am picky, but this is internet dating, and thus it should be like internet shopping. Sorry folks. Put your own comeback here. This is a "stand alone" to me. It could be the stupidest analogy I have ever read.

I’d like to see some parts of Europe, and perhaps South America, and at some point a cruise – maybe to Alaska. I'm guessing dinner and drinks is out.

I love getting close to nature and playing outdoors, but at the end of the day, I don’t want to share a bathroom with strangers. That’s a deal breaker. I insist all my dates share bathrooms with strangers.

The smell of the tires burning rubber on a humid Saturday night. awesome!! And it saves you money on deodorant.

I am the one in the neighborhood that organizes caroling at Christmastime. So a good voice and knowledge of lyrics is crucial. What’s up for the rest of the year, high-powered karaoke?

My doodledawg can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Wanna see? Believe it or not, no.

You don't have to be funny, but you must find me funny, or at least amusing. If not amusing at least interesting. If not interesting at least someone you won’t beat me up. If not….

Like working out and doing physical activities (You can decide what that means). I’m thinking it means getting drunk and having hot sex all night. How close am I?


This feature was inspired by Mimi Lenox's Dating Profile of the Day. Used with permission.

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6 comments:

Dawn said...

"I’m thinking it means getting drunk and having hot sex all night. How close am I?"

I think you nailed it Bud... lmao!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-

I imagine I'm not close at all...
;)

Bond said...

I think you nailed the last one...well in the metaphysical sense that is

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Vinny-

Good analysis!

Shannon H. said...

Guys can't be soft?

Getting drunk and having hot sex is a great workout!

Mimi Lenox said...

"The last good guy was sold on EBAY yesterday." Great. And I missed the sale.

But really. Who cares? Tell her not to worry. He'll be returned for false advertising soon enough.
Bwaahaahaa....