She's 24 and Still Single

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady's profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

I get angry really easily but don't not show it. In case life isn’t fucked up enough dealing with honest people.

I read once that the three things one must do to ensure true balance in life are: Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Maintain relationships with friends, family, and community. What no Smirnoff? Geez.

So if you are looking for the lady to sit on the couch and watch games with you...I am NOT the one. I’d drink to that.

I think in the long wrong, true chemisty is built over time. In the long wrong? I think she’s wrong, too.

My children are ages 30, 26, 18 and 13. As for job description, I once was a union laborer! Was that before each birth?

Yes I am small in size but strong willed and can swing a mean hammer! Great! Let’s get together and you can build me that deck I’ve always wanted.

If what all you men out there write in your profiles are true well then I can't think of any reason why I shouldn't have all there is to get. You think the men are even remotely honest in their profiles? BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do you believe as I do that life begins after 40 and it only gets better because your past has brought you to the present person you are today? I’d be lying if I said I have the slightest clue what you mean. But, good luck with that.

It has been twenty years since I have sought out any one to hang out with. I think once you’ve told us that, you’d be better off to go no further.

I have my 3 dogs, 4 cats, a parrot, two gerbils and conure. You don’t need a date. Perhaps an ad for a zookeeper.

I really love animals. All of them! I know a lady who needs your services.

I'm as comfortable in jeans as I am in stockings. I think the shot of you in just stockings is sexy, but not very subtle.

I’m trying this for the first time because well I'm getting older and partied like no tomorrow and before I knew it i'm close to 25 and single! You cannot make this shit up. Lady you better hurry, before you know it you’ll be 28 and your looks and body will be shot!

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4 comments:

Dawn said...

"before you know it you’ll be 28 and your looks and body will be shot!"

LMAO! The stupidity of youth!

Bond said...

so the b**ch does not want to sit on my couch????

screw her....

enjoy your weekend Bud

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Vinny-

She wants to lie on your couch. Open your eyes...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Dawn-

That was my fav too. Thanks!