Searching for Creation of Family

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady's profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

I search only for serious relations for creation of family. Lady, you’ve got a fucked up way of saying you want kids.

I'm in the final stages of an amicable divorce. And the final stages of denile. Good luck with that.

Southern traveler seeks stable relation. I think you can find your relatives without my help.

Life is too short for the old bull-poop. I guess once you’ve said that, you really haven’t said shit.

I want a man to want me, not need me, and to be there to hold me just because ... I think most men would have had trouble finishing that sentence as well.

My best feature is my hips thighs and my butt. Okay, turn around, bend over and I’ll find someone to drive you home.

I enjoy my profession in sales, but by the end of the day it's just a job! Hey Lady, your boss called. He read this and you are toast.. Better move from this site over to “Career Builder”.

I'm probaly the most unusual woman you will ever meet. Nope. You are the most unusual that I will never meet.

I do not like shots, but can enjoy a nice margarita. Deal breaker. Most guys can only get sex by feeding the ladies shots.

This does not mean I am a party animal! Then perhaps the photo of you passed out, dressed only in toilet paper is for, say, ambience?

I am younger in spirit and looks than 41 and plan on living that way for the rest of my life. You have the only profile that says you look and act younger. Call me back when you're eighty, then we will see if you’re right.

I love dancing (um, well, I can two-step and cotton-eye joe, and um...a little ballroom..oh..and of course the twist, monkey and fast dances. You’ve only danced at weddings, right?

I love reading scripture together. You just made the “no shots lady” look WAY better.

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5 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

See Bud, it can always be worse. The scripture lady proved that. Hello. You just can't make this stuff up. Great answers. Have a great day and weekend. :)

Dawn said...

"Life is too short for the old bull-poop."

LMAO! She wouldn't say shit if she had a mouthful!
Thanks for the laugh :)))

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Sandee-
The scripture lady would do me in.

Dawn-
I loved the bull poop line. Who'd want to meet her?

Mimi Lenox said...

"I guess once you've said that, you really haven't said shit."
VERY clever.

Thank you, WTIT, for my middle-of-the-night insomniac entertainment.
Back to bed now. Meds are calling....and I'll have Match.com nightmares....

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mimi-

You and me both. I think I am WAY too tired to sleep...