What do you mean Prince Charming doesn't exist? I refuse to believe that! He's just hanging out with the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny for a bit down in the Bahamas! OK. I have a corner that you can sit in. Sit down slowly… I just have to make one phone call.
Oh my... you always find the craziest stuff [for Dating Profiles]! That Yahtzee one made my head spin, and geez, stay away from that majorly manly one! Please don't tell me that they're all as bad as these... No, most actual dating profiles and the people you meet are MUCH worse than I talk about.
Cute picture, whatcha holding? A picture of your mama doing the nasty. Why?
I'll bet since you referenced Jill and had a picture of random topless brunette volleyball player (she looks like she might fall on those legs like a baby giraffe) that picture will circulate the Internets as Jill eventually. The random lady IS a nude picture of Jill Hennessy playing volleyball. And since I’ve written that if you now google “Jill – Naked Volleyball” they will lead you here. Now a lot of guys are going to write me: "Fuck you Bud Weiser. That ain't Jill..."
I've gotten a man pregnant or two back in my day. I shudder to think how.
Cryptic? Me? This week? How? Nervous, almost paranoid. Need to talk?
I'm missing, cryptic, naughty and up-to-no-good as usual. In fact, if anyone crosses me this week, I may make their life a living hell. Not speaking to you specifically Bud, just sayin'. If you hit your head, slept at the palace, began speaking like Lola, then and only then would I be concerned. Oh wait, it’s the phone. Hello? Got it. Thanks. Lola says we are all fucked because I dropped her feature. She also asked how Ann was doing.
Now, as for keeping the State of Massachusetts from being sober, does this mean I can throw some of the blame for the God-awful drivers up that way on your shoulders? Or are they just that way naturally? That’s why we call them Massholes!
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