Getting Down and Dirty

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady's profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

Not scared of getting dirty. That explains a lot.

Lets have a pillow fight. You sit right there. I’ll get the doctor.

No more psychos, please. Why do women do this? It is a beacon!

I’m just me. I guess that sums it up.

Looking for a nice guy. On the internet? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Where are all the real men? OK, write this down. Get on interstate 95 North. At about 468 miles there’s an exit that’s hard to remember. Oh yea. Exit 69. Take a right off the ramp. At the third light (Bedrock Street) take a left. The third house on the right is where they have hid the real men.

I'd hate to think I could sum up my life and entire complex personality in 1 or 2 paragraphs. Trust me you could do it in a sentence.

If you are over 26 or fat or ugly go away. You gotta admire spunk. An asshole, but a spunky one.

One joy scatters a thousand griefs. Please tell me that you misspell fortune cookies for a living.

I’d rather wear out than rust away. Somebody’s gotta tell you, you’ve done both. Next!

Barbie looking for a Ken. Neutered men only need to reply.

Still 18 at heart.
However in the world of digital photos you are 70.

Am I really doing this? Not with me you’re not.


Thank you for dropping by the WTIT Tape Radio Blog today. Parts of this post appeared August 24, 2007. We will see what Lola and her Saturday 8 meme contribute tomorrow. It might be fantastic! Or not. Perhaps we shouldn't get our hopes up. No promises here either. Happy weekend! Join us with Lola.
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2 comments:

Linda said...

I wonder if there are people who can actually read these ads without the sardonic, jaded eyes that we seem to have!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Linda-
I think you'd have to be really naive. Although, I think that is what is so funny about the ones I pick, is that they are SO naive. It really has to do with HOW LONG you have been single. I've been single for 14 of the last 17 years. Naive, I am not...