Bud's Laws: Law 10

If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Bud's Laws Previously Revealed:

1. History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

5. The one-day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

6. Never get into a fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to lose.

8. Everybody lies. It's okay though, because nobody listens.

9. When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.

11. Never attribute to malice what could more easily be explained by stupidity.

13. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

14. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

16. If you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

17. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

18. By the time you get to the point where ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

19. Borrow from pessimists. They never expect it back.

20. He who hesitates is probably right.

23. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.

25. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a fool about it.

26. Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a happy hour.

27. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done at all.

31. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

29. No problem is to big, too complex or too complicated, that it can not be run away from.

32. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

35. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

36. Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

38. Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.


43. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.


45. Everyone has a scheme that will not work. Everyone that does not work has a scheme that does.

46. If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

49. To err is human - to blame it on somebody else is even more human.

51. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.


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5 comments:

Bond said...

and the laws just keep a comin

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Very well done Bud. I so like your laws. They are right on the money. Have a great day. :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Vinny-

Very clever observation. But I only report the laws. It's a dirty job but...

Sandee-
Thank you. I've been tweaking them for years...

Linda said...

Unfortunately I am quite familiar with Rule #18 and the moving ends!

Whatever issues you're working on, I hope they are resolved soon so that you can return and continue to make us laugh.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Linda-

How nice of you to say. Thanks!