A Foundation to Build On

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

I will think of some more stuff to say about myself and add it here later. Why do I think we have heard the last from her?

By the way, this photo is 10 years old but I still look the same. You have got to be shitting me.

Oh, I figured I would tell you what I like in a guy. Nah, better not. I am quite sure that no one will care.

I am not asking for much am I? Yes, you are. No guy is going to want to go to tag sales every weekend. Get a fucking clue.

I am told I don't look my age. You believe people when they lie, don’t you?

My body type is that of the old Greek Goddesses with full hips, belly and bosom. In the real world we call that fat.

To those who know me, I'm notorious for being a real Witch. Lady I think the word is BITCH. Just a thought.

I feel that I deserve the best, which, hmm, is probably why I am still single???? Talk about denial. Geese.

Loyalty, honesty, commitment, total devotion and doing what you are told are the foundation to build on. To build on? You expect more than that? You really should just buy a dog.

On a typical day I like to work and come home to take out the trash. Does the excitement ever end?

I am looking for a man who is part Merlin, part Lestat, and part Indiana Jones. If that makes no sense to you, again, don't bother me. I bet my soul that this makes no sense to anyone. But, good luck with that.

If no one has told you yet than let me...sex is a bonding experience, so once you do it you should be prepared to spend years together. If no one has told you than let me…you are a fucking loon.

I love cuddleing and affection and good heart that cunts and your good actions!! Lady, you really should proof read this shit. I would imagine though you get a lot of inquiries.

Thank you for dropping by the WTIT Tape Radio Blog today. We will be back next tomorrow with Lola if she posts. It might be excellent. Check that, it also might not. We will just strive for "somewhat entertaining". Meanwhile, I'll go have a Smirnoff on the rocks, perhaps. For a change. Oh, and NaBloPoMo is killing me. Join us with Saturday 8.
Same time. Same blog.


Bond said...

the scary part is - the profiles that sound normal are the profiles created by the wack-a-doos

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

There breed too many whakadoos. As Jimmy B says, "There's a little bit of Fruitcake in everyone one of us..."

Ann said...

Bud, I writing to ask if you would like to trade links? I thought I already linked to you, but I guess I forgot to ask. I think you're hilarious.


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Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Hi Ann-
Sounds good!