Amy Needs Serious Help

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We guess it is hard to write any gossip without something about Britney Spears. She has actually done something smart: She hired a driver. Now why is this not obvious to celebrity (for the sake of this post we will call them) partiers? Now we have a driver, Hamied. It’s not like we are his sole source of income, but if we are drinking he is driving. Rich people can’t figure this out? The bad news is the driver is quitting. Now Hamied would not do this. But driving a Tape Radio DJ to Max’s or picking up the Queen at the airport was rather easy work. Hamied doesn’t have to deal with paparazzi. Britney’s driver decided he was not a fan of photographers. Come to think of it, why don’t the cameras follow the world’s most famous Tape DJ around? Go figure.

Lindsay Lohan was sober for the Thanksgiving weekend. To show his support, her boyfriend went into Manhatten and partied all weekend. That is all have we have. We know there should be a punch line here, but celebrities and rehab? It is all rather sad. So write your own punch line.

Paul McCartney was reported seen kissing and hanging with Rosanna Arquette. Now this may be the fifth lady he’s been seen with since his separation with Heather Mills “Can’t Grab Enough of His Money” Mills. Those who know us understand that we are a huge McCartney fan. Let’s hope he finally realizes that being single and dating around is not SO bad. It is not like he will ever be alone, if he wants company. Or for that matter, if he wants anything. Can you imagine that power for say, an hour?

Since we started this feature we find there is a lot written about Amy Winehouse. We follow music and have seen her name on the charts, but honestly never heard her, or until this feature, heard of her. Not that means anything. Since God invented the iPod we listen just a bit less to newer music. So let’s see the pics. Here’s Amy getting something out of her purse during a concert. And then is Amy snorting said something.

Here is Amy’s fashion statement. (And yes that is a tampon string.)

We are sorry to end on such a tasteless story. That does it here for a Hump Day here on WTIT: The Blog. NaBloPoMo ends Friday! YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS! So, we will be back tomorrow with something truly spiritual. Check that. The only spirits here are of the alcohol variety. See you then. Same time. Same blog.

5 comments:

Bond said...

She is truly bazaar...truly

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Vinny-
I am just surprised I wasjn't familiar with her before all this...

Epiphany Alone said...

Amy Winehouse's hit song is "Rehab". She's a walking punchline. It's too bad, really. The first time I heard this song it reminded me of Motown.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Hi Heath-
I will have to check it out...

Anonymous said...

Criminy. Love the celebrity gossip feature Budman. Hope you don't start a "Bloggers Gossip" expose. That could be really scary! (smile) I'm going to be sad when Nanopomoblospammo is over. Your posts have been something to look forward to each day.