I am Usually Mr. Tonight

Weekly, WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog scours on-line dating sites to present the most telling lines. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!

I work with the mentally challenged. Is that how you met your husband?

I am looking for a Gentleman whom has his life in order. BWAHAHAHAHA. Good luck with that.

Love is like playing the piano. Hey weren’t you here last week? Geez. Go away.

To get a smile you have to give a smile. That works in a variety of areas…

I would like to meet someone who likes to be with me. The parade that usually enter, have sex with you and leave has been getting old, right?

If I could find a man I like as well as raw fish I’d be fortunate. It’s not often I am nauseated and turned off at the same time.

Star looking for her galaxy. Nutcase looking for her rubber room.

So far on this service I’ve met perverts. This explains that you are still here, why?

Shy at first. Then I pass out.

Are you Mr. Right? I am usually Mr. Tonight. You free? ‘Cuz I’m busy after that.

I am not here just for the sex. But it’s a goddamn good bonus isn’t it?

I don’t care about your last girlfriend. Why? She has always said nice things about you!

Thank you for dropping by the WTIT Tape Radio Blog today. We will be back next time with something, we are sure. It might be excellent. Check that, you might read something "excellent" somewhere, but it probably will not be here. We just strive for "somewhat entertaining". Meanwhile, I'll go have a Smirnoff on the rocks, perhaps. For a change. Join us again.
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6 comments:

Bond said...

from what I have seen...these are the tame ones!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Vinny-
You are right about that. Last time they were rather brutal...

Tammie Jean said...

Just more reminders that it's scary out there in internet-dating-world... That raw fish one is... um... interesting :P

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Tammie Jean-
I could not figure out why she didn't say "sushi". I guess she thought it was clever, but it didn't come out that way.

You are right about it being scary out there. But it has its moments...

Epiphany Alone said...

For If I could find a man I like as well as raw fish I’d be fortunate., the answer is:

Honey, it's time to come out of the closet.

Please don't make me explain it, though. That would be awkward!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Heath-
Loving fish is a thankless job...